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What's the Matter with Idaho?

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by user DNL

Today, ESPN has a poll up, asking who is the King of the Week? The choices:

1) Roger Clemens, with win #350.

2) Damian Miller, who suddenly became a slugger.

3) Greg Oden, as the Draft's #1 pick.

and

4) Serena Williams, for winning at Wimbledon, even though she was hurt.

Unsurprisingly, Clemens and Oden are at the top of the list, with Miller #3 and Williams picking up the rear. And, as expected, different regions supported the hometown heroes, with the Pacific Northwest and Ohio going Oden, New York and Texas backing the Rocket, and Illinois and that area in Miller's camp.

But what's going on in Idaho?

Image:Idaho_Loves_Serena.jpg


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InsanMajor Leaguer
881 days ago
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Idaho recognizes true greatest when they see it?
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
881 days ago
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Only 3 people in Idaho have computers and they only use those so they can follow live simalcast of tennis.
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IlliniEdVarsity
881 days ago
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Bastard!!!!!! I was going to say that.
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EkomVarsity
881 days ago
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Son of a bitch! I was gonna call him a bastard!!!
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JamelAll-American
881 days ago
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I think Ekom has a man crush on Ed.
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EkomVarsity
881 days ago
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no, I have a "man-crush" on BigPP and he knows it... I like Ed more and more I realize he just patronizes you! What about the crush you have on me, DoubleJam
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
881 days ago
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That would account for Ecum's fetish of presenting Vaseline as a gift to other men.
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
881 days ago
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Well I am a helluva a individual so I dont blame ya for haivng a man crush on me
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
880 days ago
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Be careful there guy. Ecum is fond of strap-ons and jars of vaseline. Watch your uhh... back.
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JuTMSY4Legend
881 days ago
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I think it has to do with the large african american population in Idaho...they're mostly rich and successful...hence the bigPPup's aforementioned 3 computers...
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
881 days ago
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Napoleon et al. love tennis.
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JamelAll-American
881 days ago
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One word about Idaho: Boise
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InsanMajor Leaguer
881 days ago
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Idaho is now blue on ESPN. Meaning they picked Roger Clemens' 350 wins.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
881 days ago
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Guess somebody in Idaho had nothing better to do today other than bitch at ESPN and demand a recount.
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JamelAll-American
881 days ago
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So Fucktard finally moved?
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Tmil42AAA-er
880 days ago
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If Idaho is blue, it's only because they've expanded the concept from Boise State's football field.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
880 days ago
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Idaho is always at least 3 or 4 hours behind the rest of the country.
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EkomVarsity
881 days ago
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Time Zone Difference x East Coast Bias!!!

I've been to Idaho, several times and most of it's quite bee_yoo_tifull!

Sure there's nothing to do there, but there's a nice little town that sounds like my User name!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
881 days ago
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Must have great trailer parks that even include electricity and public washrooms with real plumbing. Yeah, I can see that being extremely exciting for you Ecum.
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JamelAll-American
881 days ago
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The first one translates to "Find homosexual love here"

http://www.horten-tf.no/Ekom1 copy.jpg

This is a company that makes dildo's

ekom_logo.jpg
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
881 days ago
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Makes sense. Now we know why Mrs. Ecum is forced to wear the strap-on.
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JamelAll-American
881 days ago
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http://www.horten-tf.no/Ekom1 copy.jpg
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
880 days ago
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Better a King than Queen there Ecum. And you are fooling nobody. Outwardly you may be grinning like a manical Gacy-like clown but inside you weep with shame and insecurity.
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JamelAll-American
881 days ago
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Little Ekom with his first strap-on strap_on_horsey.jpg
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ChristofMVP
880 days ago
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I'm sorry, but I have to admit, I laughed at this. I'm ashamed!
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JuTMSY4Legend
880 days ago
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good, i don't feel as bad now...
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
880 days ago
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Ecum's gonna get pissed at you guys laughing!
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EkomVarsity
880 days ago
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I encourage people to make fun of me. In fact, I invite it quite often. I don't care as long as it's funny.

Exhibit A - ???? See: all of the pictures of me and Derek Jeter on this site...

Tyrone, you are a true King of Fools.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
880 days ago
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Better a King than Queen there Ecum. And you are fooling nobody. Outwardly you may be grinning like a manical Gacy-like clown but inside you weep with shame and insecurity.
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EkomVarsity
881 days ago
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oooh... You losers are showing me!!! Ha ha ha... make sure to think about me while you fingerbang yourselves to sleep tonight... the only way you'll get me is in your dreams... Ha ha!!!

If it was Jamel on that pony he be telling it how much he knows about dildos...

Come and get me, losers!! I would say amuse yourselves, but you think "amusal" and "arrousal" is the same thing.

Make yourselves relevant by chasing the ghosts in your mind. Keep playing your game with whoever you think I am. I'm just chillin' in a trailer park.... yeah Har-de-HAAR - you have my address, nimrod! You found my phone number and my wife's maiden name but you never google-mapped my trailer park?

See, Tee Baggs... I'm your personal nemesis because I live in truth - that's why we repell each other so much. You are a lie, you live a lie and you just can't wait to catch me in one. Maybe you will, maybe you won't. I'm not perfect, never claimed to be. I just LOVE to share my opinioin because it is like no other...

Now go lie some more about your lies and Jamel can go back to his pubescent fixations and I'll go back to doing what I do too...
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
881 days ago
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Truth? You lie about all personal references here on ArmchairGM. No different than the bullshit yarns spun by the mean old bastard in the rocking chair underneath the veranda. When I was a boy....
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EkomVarsity
880 days ago
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YOU are calling me a liar? Prove me wrong then, loser. I'll give you $100 for every lie you catch me in, schmuck.

I have ethics, believe it or not. I have nothing to gain by pretending to be something I'm not. Just because YOU think like that doesn't mean everyone else does.

In case you haven't figured it out, I'm pretty happy with who I am...I AM for real. I live life because of what I've been through (My so-called lies). Face it. You can't get your mind off of me. Loser.

And there's SO MANNY things I haven't told you or written about, YOU don't have a clue - so get over yourself, Sherlock.

If you can't do something other than accuse and blame, well... shit. Here we are again.
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EkomVarsity
880 days ago
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and Tee Baggs, you just sound more like a little smart-assed silver spooned punk every day. You don't know shit. You're a joke of a writer and WHAT sports have you played? You only know things people have told you. Go tell Mommy on me!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
880 days ago
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Wow Ecum - now you are bragging about WHAT YOU HAVE NOT WRITTEN? Seem a bit aggitated? What happened? Got turned down from that job at Dairy Queen?
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EkomVarsity
880 days ago
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Yeah... they turned me down from taking your job. See, I wanted to use a brush to clean the toilets, but they said that you lick them clean... Hey, Tee Baggs beats me once again!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
880 days ago
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"You don't know shit." Ahh yes, what tremendous wisdom & wit shared and expressed from an unemployed idiot that hides out in his trailer all day. The legend of Ecum grows more fictional and absurd with each passing day.
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EkomVarsity
880 days ago
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The Last Word
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
880 days ago
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Yes, yes Ecum but I think the regulars here know my user page by now. So what exactly did you accomplish today other than sprucing up that resume for TGI Friday's now that you turned down from the DQ?
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DNLLegend
880 days ago
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What is it about Idaho that attracts you guys?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
880 days ago
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Future home of Jay Mariotti. As well, Ecum is very excited about the unemployment benefits for that state along with the progressive development of more modernized trailer parks.
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EkomVarsity
880 days ago
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I like the mountains and the proximity to my favorite place in the World. The JayTheJokesters want Jay Mariotti banished to Boise for some unknown reason... perhaps because of their ignorance to the wonders of the Gem State.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
880 days ago
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Old Faithful makes for one hell of a colonic, huh Ecum? And yes, it is a fact that Jay Mariotti absolutely worships Boise State football.
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JamelAll-American
880 days ago
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Comment of the day Tyrone- however, Manny Ekom uses old faithful not for colonics but for the biggest douche ever- Manny set a new world record- you got to get the sand out your vagina Manny- it makes you one cranky stay at home blogger
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JackBrownPee Wee
878 days ago
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Boise's zoo only costs like $5.
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