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WWE slams 10 wrestlers for breaking drug policy

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by Brittschramm

Image:The_Edge_WWE.jpg

Former WWE Champ Edge dropped by drug suspension (Image courtesy of WWE.com)

Definitely in reaction to all of the recent mounting evidence that indicts the new WWE wrestlers as practitioners of the old WWF chemicology, word came from Stamford, Connecticut that ten current wrestlers will be suspended for breaking the current drug policy. Initially, the names were not release to the public. However, they have been leaked and are listed under their WWE names as:

  1. Mr Kennedy
  2. Chavo Guerrero
  3. Gregory Helms
  4. Randy Orton
  5. John Morrison
  6. Shoichi Funaki
  7. Charlie Haas
  8. Umaga,
  9. William Regal
 10. Edge

These suspensions come as a direct fall out from the early 2007 steroid raid of Signature Pharmacy, an online retailer based out of Orlando. The ten suspended men all placed order with the retailer after February 2006, the date when the drug policy took effect. Others who have been linked to Signature included current wrestlers Batista, King Booker, Santino Marella and Chris Masters but it appears that any orders that they placed were prior to the February 2006 deadline. Three deceased wrestlers, Chris Benoit, Brian 'Crush' Adams' and Eddie Guerrero, along with recently released wrestlers Simon Dean and Sylvan Grenier have also been mentioned as clients of Signature Pharmacy.

Professional Wrestling has always had two strikes against them when looked up by the mainstream: It's consider "fake"; and that there's always been a undercurrent of steroids. After the Federal trail of the WFF back in the early 90s, the drug allegations had subsided. But with this unfortunate news, it looks like that the unholy matrimony between 'Roids and Wrasslers will never truly been severed.

Newsfeeds: The Sun, The Orlando Sentinel

Britt Schramm mostly blogs at Tripping The Life Fanatic

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Behbigben15All-Star
837 days ago
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There all on steroids.
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ChristofMVP
837 days ago
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These were the ones who were either sacrificed because of the Benoit situation or whose name came up in legal trouble because of the juice.
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Behbigben15All-Star
837 days ago
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Yeah, I know, but I think that every wrestler is probably on steroids.
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RomiezzoLegend
837 days ago
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Even the divas?
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RomiezzoLegend
837 days ago
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Can you say "PWNED"??
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Behbigben15All-Star
837 days ago
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Well, maybe not them. But I wouldn't be surprised if the WWE was giving out steroids to wreslters.
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Behbigben15All-Star
837 days ago
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Sorry, I mean't to reply to the comment above the one I commented on, my mistake.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
837 days ago
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Lemme guess, if a wrestler won't take McMahon's contract offer, he gets outed as a steroid user?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
837 days ago
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So... When does McMahon suspend himself?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
837 days ago
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You gotta pay the $60 pay per view to find out...
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Ea34Div-I Stud
837 days ago
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Is this a surprise? The only surprise here is that there is actually a WWE "wellness policy". And that there are only wrestlers implicated!
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AckermanstevenSoccer Kid
837 days ago
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lol the gm of monday night raw got suspended wwe is pathetic but I still watch occasionaly i don't know why
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