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WHAT'S NEXT FOOTBALL FANS- SHAME ON EVERYONE- BY JAY F MARIOTTI

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by Jamel

Dec 10, 2007

By : Jay F Mariotti

Green Bay, New England, Detroit, Baltimore.

First of R.I.P Tom Brady. Second shame on everyone else.

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What's next in the world of the NFL? Look Roger Goodell you have to get control over these QB stars-- they are running wild, ruining the league, and making you look bad.

In June 2006 Ozzie Guillen called me a "fag" and since then the QB situation in the NFL has gotten out of control. And what's worse is that Jerry Reinsdorf is blocking Mark Cuban from owning the Chicago Cubs who could fix all of this. After "fag gate" look what happened to Michael Vick, Tom Brady, Brett Favre, Tony Romo, Peyton Manning, and Ben Roethlisber... it's not good...not good at all.

Yesterday I traveled to Green Bay, then New England, then Detroit, and lastly Baltimore and what I saw absolutely disgusted me-- disgusted me more than "internet creatures" blogging about me and making up false stories. Look Lovie the Black Bear, there is more to life than football and what I saw this weekend disgusted me-- shame on you Brian Urlacher-- how could you kick that football after that play and be a bad father to that kid of yours.

I saw Brett Favre playing, I saw Tony Romo playing, I saw Peyton Manning playing, and I saw Ben Roethlisberger playing. All of this going on while Michael Vick is being sentenced the day after and Tom Brady is getting an autopsy. What I don't understand Bud Selig- yeah I'm talking to you- is how can all of these young men can play while they are suppose to be up on murder chargers?? Hey Lou-- don't you think this is more important than who Jessica Simpson or Britney Spears or Hannah Montana are sleeping with?? It just doesn't make any sense.

Here's a sexy, young, "broke backin goat lovin" man murdered with a brick of cheese in the shape of a limp penis and 4 men up on chargers and the American justice system declares that football is more important. Favre, Manning, Romo, all released and allowed to play football when they should be locked up behind bars awaiting their punishments in the showers. Where are our standards??? And what is going on with Steve-anne Smith? He's still behind bars. And everyone else is free!?- that makes no sense Hawk Harrelson-- no sense at all and I'm blaming YOU!!

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The world is a horrible place. And it's only gotten uglier since Ozzie called me that name.

So listen to me America and listen to me long and hard and stiff--- Mark Cuban could put an end to all of this.

Do it for the kids. Do it for me.

Jay F Mariotti

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A Jam-Jam Production


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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
724 days ago
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Somehow you gotta get Brady Quinn involved in the plot...
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JamelAll-American
724 days ago
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Okay- I'll try-- anything else?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
724 days ago
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Yeah - make this a novel. But wait until the whole thing is completed. Then put little excerpts every day here at the 'Chair with the disclaimer, "In order to read more, please visit http://jamja...zerprice.com and pay the nominal $499.95 subscription fee." Can't miss right?
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JamelAll-American
724 days ago
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Do I have to give Jay any money-- this is his column- I just copy and pasted it and stuck the Jam-Jam production thing on the bottom- Jay's such a douchebag
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JamelAll-American
723 days ago
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Come on people- I'm feeling like my hard journalistic* work isn't appreciated around here-
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