WAAF Morning Show Host offers to fumigate Jacobs Field
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by BoSox Buzz
Hill-Man Morning Show host Greg Hill, sickened by the midge bugs swarming the home of the Cleveland Indians, offers to fumigate Jacobs Field
Boston (October 11, 2007) Concerned about the way the Jacobs Field bug infestation could affect the outcome of Game 3 of the ALCS in Cleveland, WAAF morning show host Greg Hill has personally offered to fumigate the home of the Cleveland Indians as a goodwill gesture prior to the ALCS.
In an on-air phone call made to Cleveland Mayor Frank G. Jackson’s office, Hill proposed to the fumigate ballpark aside Lake Erie prior to Monday’s Game 3 of the ALCS, all on his own dime.
“WAAF will not allow our team fall victim to these incorrigible insects,” Hill said. “This is going to be a great series between two of the best teams in baseball. We don’t want millions of disgusting Cleveland bugs to play a part in the Sox road to the World Series.”
Hill spoke with numerous representatives from the mayor’s office on the airwaves to entice the city of Cleveland to have Jacobs Field filled with gaseous pesticides to fatally poison those infuriating stupid little midge bugs. The mayor’s office did put forth a response to Red Sox fans that plan to make the trip to Cleveland for Game 3.
“I don’t think the fumigation is necessary,” Michelle Watts, Assist. to Chief of Communications for Mayor Jackson, said. “We are very hospitable here (in Cleveland) and we just want to make sure when you lose that you feel as though we took care of you.”
Hill believes otherwise and feels this is a no-brainer for Cleveland.
“The fumigation of Jacobs Field will be at no additional expense to the people of Cleveland,” Hill said. “I am covering all expenses on this. It will cost the tax payers nothing.”
After taking the night to sleep on this hard-hitting decision, Mayor Jackson will call in to the Hill-Man Morning Show on WAAF Friday morning to discuss the fumigation efforts in Cleveland. In addition, WAAF plans to follow up with the Indians front office and ownership, decision makers in Cleveland and pretty much anyone else who will listen.
Courtesy of KF Regan Communications
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