Vanderjagt Puts on a Hat and Spurs

Vanderjagt puts on hat and spurs...then walks into a gay bar.

haha

Wow, TO and Vaderjagt? All they need now is Ray Lewis and Jamel Lewis and the team of assh***s is complete.

And so the era of inconsistent Cowboys kickers has finally come to an end. Richie Cunningham, Tim Seder, Billy Cundiff, Jose Cortez... I guess Jerry and Bill (finally) couldn't take missed 35-yard chip-shots anymore, even at the expense of the occasional 52-yard "how could HE possibly make THAT?" kick. Great signing for my Cowboys -- $2mil is hefty for the position, but VanderJerk is statistically the best kicker the NFL has ever seen. N.B. - He gets a chance at whatever revenge he may desire against the Colts next season.

that kick he made to beat the steelers this year in the playoffs was pretty clutch... oh, wait.

Let me get this straight. The Cowboys "solved" their kicking problems by signing a guy who most recently missed a kick that would have given his team a remarkable playoff vicotry and put them in the Super Bowl?

Anybody care to mention a single kick other than that one so that you can have a sample size greater than, uh, 1? Until then, I'll stick with his overall 87.2% career field goal percentage (sample size of 250) which, again, is tops in NFL history. It is absolutely ignorant to suggest he's anything less than amazing simply because he missed one (1) very important 46-yard kick in recent memory. He's also missed only 2 extra points in his entire career (sample size of 347).

The Cowboys sign another universally despised player. Jerry Jones just couldn't stand people not hating his team as much as they used to. The answer TO and the Drunk. He signs the two guys who are hated by their teammates even when they are pro-bowlers. What couldn't you find Osama Jerry?