VICK TO BONDS: BUY EXTRA SOAP!

by Barronandtheroc

(Roc) The talk of Northern Neck Regional Jail in Warsaw is who is going to get the new fancy football quarterback to be his girlfriend. Michael Vick has surrendered to U.S. Marshalls and will begin his prison sentence early, his sentencing will be Dec 10. Rumor has it he has already contacted Barry Bonds and let him know that buying extra soap is a must. (Barron) Here's hoping Mike's new roomie is a 300 pound steroid freak who loves and misses his puppy.

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BarronandtherocWaterboy

742 days ago

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woops, we meant "buy extra soap"

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Pittsburgh GunnyMajor Leaguer

742 days ago

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fixed that for you

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SpartyVarsity

742 days ago

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Maybe he can make up for quantity of soap by merely purchasing some soap on a rope?

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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer

742 days ago

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I don't think anyone will be trying to make Michael Vick or Barry Bonds their bitch.

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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick

742 days ago

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i would...those guys are toast

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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

742 days ago

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How bad is Michael Vick's personal life in which he elects to begin voluntarily serving his time over Thanksgiving? Sad.

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Anonymous Fanatic #1

742 days ago

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thanks gunny - Roc

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