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Utterly Hittable

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by user The shark

Hoo-boy. How do you go from 12 straight wins and 14 of 15 to three straight losses? Well, the answer is quite simple actually. Rely on Jason Johnson.


Okay - here's my contention: The Tigers have the best record in baseball for one reason - they were smart enough to get rid of this raggedy-armed nobody. Jason Johnson is a terrible pitcher. Always has been. Theo Epstein and Tito Francona have been among the smartest men in baseball over the past two-and-a-half years and there's a World Series trophy lying around somewhere in Massachusetts to prove it. So why in the hell did either one of them think adding this bum to the starting rotation was a good idea?


"Can you please get someone out?"
"Can you please get someone out?"

What is the value of a #3 man in the rotation? Basically, it's to stop the bleeding with a strong outing in case your #1 and #2 guys both get beat. Put simply, you don't have to win every time out, but you are going to be relied upon to produce a solid outing every now and then. That being said, why was Jason Johnson obtained from the Cleveland Indians? And why is he scheduled to start a game immediately after Beckett and Schilling have lost back-to-back games against the Devil Rays? The guy is a hack, plain and simple. Where is Kyle Snyder when you need him?


Since 2000, Johnson is 45-81 (.357) with an ERA of 4.97. So far this year, he has been the root of at least 25% of the Tribe's problems. So how do two of the brighter guys in MLB decide that it's a good idea to add this "pitcher" (I use that term loosely) to the heart of a playoff contender's pitching rotation?


With the Indians in 2006, Johnson was 3-8 with an ERA of 5.96! No, you read it right - 5.96!! He surrendered 108 hits in 77 innings, carried a 1.69 WHIP, and allowed a batting average against of .380. Am I missing something here, or are there some numbers hidden in there somewhere that scream "pick me up and throw me into the heart of your rotation - especially if you're a playoff contender!"? And as bad as those numbers look, he has been far worse than that (ERA over 10.00) in his 0-3 run for the Red Sox.


I do realize that there are injuries involved and options become limited, but c'mon!!!
Hey - Larry Lucchino - sign me for $50 a game and I'll give you numbers equal to these. Hell, I'll pay you $50 a game for the privilege.


Think of the money you'd save and, rest assured - I wouldn't be much worse.


Date

Wed 07/05/06, 6:12 pm EST


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Anonymous Fanatic #1
1243 days ago
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take it from a tigres fan - if they need to rely oh johnson, the sox will miss the playoffs.
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The sharkDraft Pick
1243 days ago
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I am of the mind that they try a modified version of the old 4-man rotation until Wells and/or Clement come of the DL. Schill/Beck/Wake/Lester and maybe throw johnson (or whoever else) every other time through the rotation.
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
1243 days ago
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Dear Red Sox Fans, Thank you so much for taking Jason Johnson off of our roster. Since he started pitching for you, our luck has somewhat reversed as has yours. Hopefully your core of veterans will be able to overcome what our young players could not: Jason Johnson. (Yeah, I know you thought it was going to be something more ocmplicated, but really it's just him.) So anyways, I still dislike the Yankees more than the Red Sox, so maybe your can convince them he's make a fantastic outfield and they'll give you a box of Gatorade cups for him. Just a thought. Sincerly, Ross King PS - BWHAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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The sharkDraft Pick
1243 days ago
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I guess now we're even for Guillermo Mota.
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
1243 days ago
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Oh yeah, and the answer to the caption up there is.... "No."
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UfgatorsDiv-I Stud
1243 days ago
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You know, I always thought about stuff like that. Like, if a major league club signed me to a miniscule contract, say 250 thousand a year, that would be incredible! 250 g's is nowhere near a good salary in baseball, but it is a good salary nonetheless.
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EnyboDiv-I Stud
1243 days ago
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All you need to do is get one good pitch and be able to get lefties out with it. That'll get you the league minimum.
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
1242 days ago
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25% of Cleveland's problems, eh? He didn't cost the Sox anything and they needed someone to fill the spot. You don't really think Kyle Snyder would be any better, do you? And for as smart as Theo gets credit for being, he has absolutely no clue when it comes to building a pitching staff. Johnson sucks, but we were expecting that and there's not much more Theo can do right now. No one considers him our #3 starter. At this point in the year, who pitches after who doesn't mean anything. He's our #5 starter until someone gets healthy or they decide to give Snyder another try. And that will turn out to be just as bad.
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
1242 days ago
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No one called him the #3 starter. The article questioned why he was thrown 3rd in the rotation - which he was (behind Beckett & Schilling) - when the team needed to stop a losing skid. Wakefield would have been a better option at that time, especially since he requires much less rest than your average pitcher due to the knuckler.
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