[edit] What part of "snore" did you not read correctly?

Talking to yourself isn't crazy. Answering yourself is just fine since it hurts no one else. Thinking you are someone else's alter ego that dislikes itself is a matter for professionals. Seek help.

What are you proving to yourself by pretending to be me? That we're both right (only if you really were me would it be a possibility)? That I'm right and by acting like a petty jealous bitch you prove EVERYTHING I said (likely)? Or that you're lame (duh)? Ohhhhh kayeee...

[edit] ALL OF THE ABOVE!

Catch me if you can (you can't). But go ahead and wear yourself out trying to make me care...

Don't you have someone else to pretend to be bothering?

Good luck.

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