Favorite MomentWinning a $50,000 bet on a coin toss at Circus Circus

Worst MomentLosing $51,000 on the final score

Favorite AthletesTabasco Cat

Least Favorite AthletesLawrence Taylor - because he had sex with my sister.

Snackshabeneros, castor beans, datura seeds and fugu poison sacks.

DrinksSt Anthony's firewater

Real NameMattieu

LocationAspen, Colorado

HometownIn the Sky,

BirthdayMay 19th

OccupationKharmic Adjuster, Hunter S Thompson disciple, Musician - Drummer for "The Crotch Crickets", Actor - was in background of a scene in Forrest Gump and was an understudy for "Roger" in an off broadway "What's Happening?" Live!

Websitesafter a certain point, you get a little bored with porn. As with anything on the web, it's better in real life!

Places I've LivedUnder rocks, 3 zarkons fleft of the big dipper, in a broken toaster, in the crotch of a camel, wrapped in a state (can't say which state, because I'm not allowed back there or I'll get arrested) flag, in a blue light on a full moon. Spent summers in a New Jersey shore house in North Wildwood for a decent chunk of the 90's...

SchoolsPleidian Elementary, Seven Sisters of Neptune Academy (majoring in Ska Maria Pastura, minoring in gonzoism/datural arts), also spent some time learning on "da street" and occasionally sleeping on them.

About MeWelcome me back soon, as I will tell sporting tales of my travels around the world and beyond. I have gone and investigated sports of all varieties with groups of people seldom in touch with "our world" from regions unheard of and have my adventures to share in words and picture.

I will share my experiences as well as other marvelous braggadoccio in my sack of stories.

"I think I am therefore I do what I feel like." - Some dude.