U.S. chances rely on Italy's receding hairline
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by user Thefoulpole
The hopes and dreams of United States soccer in this year's World Cup will be decided tomorrow when the stars and stripes face off against Ghana. But despite needing a win to advance, the U.S.'s real chances lie on the salt-'n-pepper hair of Italian coach Marcello Lippi (above, checking for athlete's foot perhaps?).
At a news conference, Lippi promised an Italian photographer that he would shave his hair off if Italy wins the World Cup. With the Americans desperately needing an Italian win over the Czech Republic tomorrow to advance, they hope Italy, at least for now, moves one step closer to a bald-headed fearless leader.
So put away the clippers and the Rogaine, never has so much relied on just some strands of hair!
Date
Wed 06/21/06, 6:25 pm EST
