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Two Losses Away From 10,000 - Time To Get Out The Paper Bags

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by user Christof

EIGHTH IN A SERIES

The Philadelphia Phillies once again lost an extra inning game. This time, the loss game against the Colorado Rockies. The loss left the Phillies with a mark of 43-43 in the 2007 MLB season. More importantly, the loss left the Phillies are two losses away from the franchise’s 10,000 loss.

The Phillies were once up 6-1 in this game, however, the Phillies bullpen once again came up short. As usual, Jose Mesa entered the game and gave his usual performance. He pitched a single inning. He gave up a run. He left the game.

Speaking of Mesa, the Phillies should have a contest for their fans – figure out Jose Mesa’s real age. According to Joe Table, he is 41 years old. This seems accurate, until you read his bio, where it states that he has a 36 year old daughter. Now this means that either Jose was a stud in the first grade or he is much older than 41. Maybe Julio Franco isn’t the older current active ballplayer!

There are two games remaining against the Rockies before the All-Star break begins for the Phillies. Hence, the opportunity to get to 10,000 before the break is still alive and well. More than likely, the Phillies will win at least one of these two games.

If this is correct, then the Phillies will lose their 10,000 game at home next weekend. The opposition will be the defending champions, the St. Louis Cardinals. I have a ticket for the Sunday game, so I may see the loss in person.

It is truly sad that the Phillies are wasting a golden opportunity to take the NL East by storm. The New York Mets are on the brink of destruction. When Jose Reyes starts dogging it, you know there is big trouble inside that clubhouse. The Atlanta Braves are getting hit hard with injuries. Yet, the Phillies refuse to capitalize on it.

Rather than writing about the Phillies taking charge in the NL East, I get to write about them inching closer to 10,000 losses.


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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
880 days ago
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The Mesa thing is pretty funny, but I just did a little research, and now on his Phillies website bio, it says his daughter was born in '84 instead of '74, like it was listed on another website. It's still a little strange though, because it says his son Ralph was born in 1979, while Mesa was born in 1966, meaning he either had a kid when he was 13 (making him the hero to all young boys just entering puberty in the Dominican) or he's much older than 41.
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DNLLegend
880 days ago
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"My boys can swim!"
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ChristofMVP
880 days ago
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It would not surprise me if Mesa had a kid at 13. That age equals freshman in high school. There was a girl in my freshman high school class that gave birth in 9th grade. Right around the time of final exams. I don't think she returned back to my high school the following year. And to think, that baby is now a high schooler.
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
879 days ago
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Ive never been so happy for a for a team to meet a record. I cant wait party at my place to celebrate
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RomiezzoLegend
879 days ago
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45 is my favorite number. Why? Cuz that's the number of losses that the Phillies will need this season to get 10 grand!
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