Troy Polamalu Changes His Name ... to Troy Polamalu

Troy Polamalu, congratulations on your ~~new~~ old name.

Polamalu, born Troy Benjamin Aumua, appeared before a judge, requesting that his name forevermore be Troy Aumua Polamalu. The judge said OK. A Cincinnati Bengals fan, sitting in the galley, was confused to see a football player before a judge who was neither (a) a Bengal nor (b) in handcuffs. (No, not really.)

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Bball3345Draft Pick

1032 days ago

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My favorite player to watch. It seems like he is in the picture on every play, usually making the play.

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DNLLegend

1032 days ago

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I wonder how the name change will affect him. You'd think he'd be a bit faster had he used his old name, given that his uni would be that much lighter!

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Bball3345Draft Pick

1032 days ago

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haha...I can only imagine...

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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer

1032 days ago

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In a related story, Troy Polamalu's hair is rumored to be dating Paris Hilton.

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Anonymous Fanatic #1

1027 days ago

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Love his hair! Can't get enough of that.

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Anonymous Fanatic #2

1017 days ago

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Hair, hair everywhere!

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Anonymous Fanatic #3

976 days ago

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OH MY GOSH A SAMOAN BOY WITH LONG HAIR.NEW ZEALAND LOVE FOR YOUR PAGE TROY.MWAH.STRAIN YOUR HAIR I CAN NOT SEE YOUR FACE WHEN YOUR PLAYING AMERICAN FOOTBALL.BY THE WAY LOVE YOUR TATTOOS.

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Anonymous Fanatic #4

405 days ago

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troy is such a chill dude

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Anonymous Fanatic #5

265 days ago

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whatever.Troy is so hot I've got hair like his.I have it braided

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