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Travis Henry: Shawn Kemp of the NFL

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by Iamthelummox

Travis Henry, now a Denver Bronco, is now running behind the perennially good Broncos o-line, the same o-line that made 1,000 yard rushers out of several no-names. Add to that the fact that he's low to the ground, hard to tackle, durable...and got a bunch of kids to feed and is running from a pack of no less than NINE baby mammas. That's right, step aside Shawn Kemp, there is a new punchline in town: Travis Henry.

Apparently, Travis has been "spreading the love" all over the southeastern United States, fathering NINE children by NINE different women. And he's only 28 years old. And he's nothing to look at, but apparently is a hit with the ladies looking to pop out a Kanye-gold-digger-baby.

Read all about it: tennessean.com


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Ea34Div-I Stud
830 days ago
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WOW! That is quite impressive! I thought Kemp's mark was rather impressive, Henry blew that out of the water! This number may go down in history with other long-standing marks, like DiMaggio's hit streak.
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Patman22Soccer Kid
830 days ago
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Well Willis McGahee must be challenging Henry because he isnt very far behind. At least McGahee stick to girls his own age and not the high school girls that Henry likes!!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
830 days ago
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Henry was charged with raping a 15 year old a couple years ago. Real funny, huh?
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Ea34Div-I Stud
830 days ago
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Is that true? I totally missed that story at the time. What a sick bastard!
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
830 days ago
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I remember it...I believe it was statutory rape, but rape nonetheless. I think he's just trying to repopulate the world with souls that other teammates of his took out. http://en.wi...Travis_Henry
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MokiPee Wee
830 days ago
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You guys are all retards.
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IamthelummoxWaterboy
829 days ago
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Right...it's cultural.
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Gimme3stepsTee-Baller
827 days ago
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Travis Henry produces offspring asexually. He has the same genetic code as a Gremlin, so every time he gets wet a baby shoots out his back. George Foreman suffers from the same affliction. George Foreman has 28,000 children.
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