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Torre is Toast

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by Fakegeorge

From the desk of Fake George Steinbrenner:

Yes, that's right folks. I've already publicly stated that if we don't win tonight Mr. Torre will not be back next year. What I didn't say though, was that even if we win tonight, tomorrow and all the way through the World Series, Torre's still not coming back in 2008.

I'm sick and tired of these overpaid, spoiled brats melting down in the postseason. I can't fire the whole damned team, although Lord knows I'd love to, so I'm gonna start with their manager...and maybe the G.M. as well.


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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
784 days ago
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Stay classy George.
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DonatevoMajor Leaguer
784 days ago
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Maybe Torre could manage the Royals.
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SsselmoSoccer Kid
784 days ago
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that is so wrong as a life long yankees fan he has done so much for the yankees including 13 post season years give if a break he will retire within 5 yrs
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CityhockeyfeverVarsity Captain
784 days ago
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George Steinbrenner has issued these job threats before. It's not something I'm shocked to see. But at least for one night, Joe Torre avoided the potential ax.
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IbeargRed-Shirting
784 days ago
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I'm glad to hear George making these threats, if he didn't I'd be worried for his health. And any fan of the Yankees would be an idiot to not want George alive and writing checks.
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AllonthefieldVarsity
784 days ago
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Torre has been through so much crap lately that getting fired may actually come as a relief.
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Dcsundevil2002Div-I Stud
784 days ago
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So if the Boss fires Torre, who the hell is big enough of a coach to take the reigns in the Bronx?
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BriMcPee Wee
784 days ago
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George is barely in control of his faculties. I'm surprised anyone let him talk to a reporter, unless the fed him what to say and it was a calculated effort to take the heat off the players. By all accounts tho, George is barely lucid most of the time.
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