Top 10 Sexiest American MLB Players
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by MegECass110
I saw the women's tennis article, and it's only fair that the ladies of ArmchairGM get to have their list of eye candy. These aren't in order of hotness, they're all pretty equal. Athletic ability is taken into account, also; you can't be a scrub and be on this list.
David Wright
I've had numerous guy friends admit to having a massive man crush on him. I think it's the eyes; the MLB '07: The Show commerical gets me every time when they get the close-up.
Jeff Francoeur
Southern gentleman, and a CANNON for an arm.
Joe Mauer
Could have gone to Florida State and played quarterback, which would have exponentially increased his hotness. But still, crouching behind the plate is pretty sexy.
Grady Sizemore
Athleticism is fantastic, and a very cute smile.
Cole Hamels
LOVE the hair.
Torii Hunter
I have a thing for bald black guys (Tiki Barber: same story). Also an excellent athlete, great energy, it always looks like he's having a ball.
Andy Pettitte
It kills me to put a Yankee on here, but I can't deny him because of the team he plays for. But the size of his nose almost knocks him off the list.
Jonathan Papelbon
This one is much more personality, ability-based. His accent and sense of humor, plus the fact that he's nasty, and that stare he gives to hitters when he's about to throw the ball. So intense.
Chris Young
Very tall, very good-looking.
Ken Griffey Jr.
He still looks like a little kid playing a man's game.
So that's the list. I don't care if it doesn't get any votes, I just did it for fun. Additions are welcome.
For tennis, it's God Bless Russia. In baseball, it's God Bless America.
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And Meg if you like bald black guys let me introduce myself- hi I am Jamel Bryant- HAIL FALSE JAM-JAM- KING OF ADMIN. You could be my queen!
PS- we all know who is the sexist man in sports