Top 10 Reasons Terrell Owens Ended Up In Hospital
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by user Roblefko
10. Bunk Bed Accident
Said Owens: "I knew I shouldnt have let Andy Reid sleep on top."
9. Simple Procedure Went Horribly Wrong
Said Owens: "This is ridiculous. I came in for a simple appendectomy and now I'm a freakin ass."
8. Queer Eye Mishap
Said Owens: "So I take one step outside with a suit and sneakers, and next thing I know I got these 5 weird-looking guys jumping all around me. Next thing I remember is waking up in a hospital bed."
7. Threatens Not to Talk to Media, Runs out of Oxygen
Said Owens: "That's the last time I'm keeping my mouth shut for anything."
6. Chad Johnson Beatdown
Said Owens: "That's the last time I'm gonna try and out-Touchdown dance Chad Johnson. Next thing I knew, 6 Cincinnati Bengals players were beating me down. It's like they weren't afraid to be arrested."
5. Got a Little Too Much of Ray Lewis
Said Owens: "I got a little too much of Ray Lewis."
4. Employeritis
Said Owens: "If you had to work for this guy, you'd also end up in a hospital bed"
3. Chunky Soup Curse
Said Owens: "Donovan never stopped bothering me about the damn Chunky's Soup him and his mom do commercials for. So I finally ate it, and I fell victim to the Chunky Soup Curse."
2. His Eyes Fell Out
Said Owens: "Initially, when I felt my eyes popping out, I should've went straight to the hospital. Instead, I needed to finish something up, but it was worth every second."
1. Mixed up His Medication
Said Owens: "I'm on pain killers. I'm also using some roid suppositories... er, hemmroids, not steroids. Musta mixed them up."
Date
Wed 09/27/06, 1:06 pm EST
