Tony Romo Has a New Gig as a Purse Holder
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by user LastRow
Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, for some reason, still claims he and singer Carrie Underwood are just friends. I dunno, guys, do you really hold hands with women you're just friends with? Good friends huh, I’m good friends with my dog! Well, at least one thing was good to see, Romo didn’t let that slip out of his grubby little paws. Though I bet her hands had to have been rubbed down before the walk on the red carpet…They had to be. Tony doesn’t like touching greased pigs…No offense Carrie!
On Tuesday, Romo made news and went out in public for the first time since he fumbled away the Cowboys playoffs chance to escort his "friend" in Underwood to the Country Music Awards in Las Vegas. "I was just supporting Carrie," Romo said. "We are good friends. We get to see each other go through different things in life. It was neat to go there and listen to some good music and get away for the night." Couple questions I have running through my mind. First and foremost…What’d she do? Threaten to take a Louisville Slugger to both of you headlights if you didn’t go? And wait, hold up…Good music? All country music is, is heartbreak hotel stories with some noise in the background. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, you certainly know what heartbreak feels like…Gee, how good would it have been to be playing the Chicago Bears at Soldier Field? I wonder?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4Bo1SkUWKX8
Good friends, as in you knew her before she sang her way to American Idol lore? Would this "good friends" relationship go back to your days at Eastern Michigan? I doubt it. Good friends as in she even knew who the hell you were before you took over for Drew Bledsoe in that Monday Night debacle against the Giants? Also, did she offer up one of her shoulders to you so you could sob like a weeping baby after the Seattle game, Bobble Boy, like such a good friend would do? I thought that’s what T.O. was for? Nevertheless, you guys go way back, don’t you? I know what you mean…Yeah Romo, you’re not the only one that has had to escort some eye candy, oh no my friend. I can’t tell you how many times my escort services have been put to the test in the local strip clubs. It’s a hard job, but somebody has to escort these pole huggers to the stage. And believe me, I was all good friends with them too…So good in fact I’ve see all in their birthday suits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4H596StdNs
The moment all his teammates wanted to talk about was Underwood giving Romo her purse when she accepted an award. The news here is again, he hung onto to it long enough to actually give it to her and didn’t have to run around the MGM Grand like a chicken with his head cut off. I guess because it wasn’t a long snap? "You have to help out when you can," Romo said with a smile. Yeah, here’s how that went down, Carrie called the play, "Don’t fumble the purse when I get up to accept my award on two, on two" and Romo executed it flawlessly. Definitely, Cowboy fans should be encouraged by this…I just wonder if there’s an available roster spot for Carrie? It looks to me as if Carrie gets more out of Bobble Boy than Bill Parcells did. Um, sorry Wade Phillips, you don’t stand a chance. Now if only they could petition the league to use pigskin purse for this upcoming season.
With all the Parcells bashing at Cowboys camp this week, I’m just guessing Romo’s just another one who is happy that the Big Tuna isn’t around anymore. Tuna just had that God given ability for needling his players about their personal lives and he would have had a field day with this…Isn’t that right She-O? Needless to say, I’ll miss Tuna’s sound bites regarding Bobble Boy.
