Tony Romo & Jessica Simpson…Applesauce & Pigskin
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by user LastRow
During the broadcast of last Sunday's Dallas Cowboys-Washington Redskins game, the Fox TV broadcasters said Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has a crush on Jessica Simpson. That puts him in the same boat as, oh, I dunno, 10 million or so American men, except that Romo is a professional athlete, which means he actually has a chance with Jessica Simpson. I guess that eliminates me from this equation…I wonder what Ashlee’s doing, hmm?
Now according to all the rumors, Romo's agent and Simpson's agent have been in touch, and the two were or are (which one ever applies here)going on a date. The date was supposed to “actually” happen? First Tony must break the news to Terrell Owens first and see if he okays its. Never want to leave him out of the mix…No telling what kind of reaction will come from this news. Although I must say, having your people call her people it’s a much better alternative than writing good ole Jess a note and hope that she responds. You know the notes where everyone has written at least a hundred times…The ones where it says, “Do you like me? Circle one, YES or NO!” And don’t forget the S.W.A.T., that’s “Sealed With A Kiss” for those of you who missed out on this elementary school phenomena! Smooth Tony, real smooth!
Jessica Simpson…She's a little ditzy on both ends of her blonde curls and just can't ever seem to get it right. The odds of her recognizing a Cover-Two defense, well lets just say chickens might be in the sea, although here new boy toy “allegedly” had his difficulties trying to figure out that the Giants defenders weren’t a part of the Cowboys offense. Far cry from sporting a hat and the clipboard on the sideline…In just two short weeks Tony has gone from that to a 2-1 starter in the NFL for America’s team, (sorry, I better clarify this for Jessica, in case she does read my Sports ScuttleButt? Tony actually plays for the Dallas Cowboys…My bad on the confusion!) to showing all of us that he has a man crush on Terrell Owens, and now a heterosexual crush on Jessica Simpson. It’s not good to two-time TO, Tony….I bet Bill Parcells would agree! Speaking of Tuna, I just hope he doesn't introduce her to Parcells, she might think he's a chicken.
LastRowSports.com sources say that Jessica Simpson recently didn't know what she was doing when she accidentally hired a male escort for a blind date. She has been scouring Internet dating sites to find a man ever since she split from singer John Mayer. However, she was caught off guard after she unknowingly arranged a meeting with a "professional hooker." From a professional hooker, to the starting quarterback for America’s team, (oops, my bad…The Dallas Cowboys) I just wonder if she could tell Tony Romo apart from Drew Bledsoe? Aw, yes Bimbo's and football... ahhh what a combination! That’s why the XFL was so great! However, if this is true, (and I have my doubts considering this sounds like a story the National Enquirer broke) this should make his concentration level go up! At the same time this gives a whole new meaning to fantasy football! Although he’s right in her league, Women love athletes. Always have, always will…I just pictured her with someone, oh, lets say, Matt Leinart…Sorry Nicky Boy!
Again, not saying I blindly believe this “National Enqurier story,” but DAYUM!! You go Tony…Even to have your name mentioned with Jess is some kind of a career move! Forget watching her in 1080i, you might have the real thing. That right there deserves another DAYUM!! From benchwarmer to Jessica Simpson in less than a month…Not bad for a no name from Eastern Illinois. Although, for one big reason she’s better in 1080i…You can always put her on MUTE!
Okay, I’m not the only one who might think this is another edition of the Odd Couple, but that’s what sports is all about! Yeah, this isn’t as strange as Brian Urlacher & Paris Hilton’s weeks romance, but you get the point! Now that Tony appears to have some applesauce to go with his pigskin…Let’s look at some other odd combinations! Feel free to add your own!
ODD COMBOS
Mayo on French fries
Bologna, lettuce, yellow mustard, mayo, sweet relish and chunky peanut butter sandwiches.
Miracle Whip and Avocado sandwich, on whole grain bread...gah
Hey, even Kraft mac and cheese is really good with applesauce mixed in
A bowl of cheerios and a can of tuna (no pun intended)
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