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Tim McCarver's grasp for obvious

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by user Ben

Watching the FOX game and Tim McCarver drops this bomb:

"Fundamentals are a fundamental part of playing baseball."

I think my mind has exploded. I don't care for him or Joe Buck, but McCarver has a talent for being talentless when it comes to the booth. Here's some of his other gems courtesy of http://www.shutuptimmccarver.com

  • Refering to Shawn Chacon: "He wears his hat like a left hander!"
  • Benny Agbayani was up and the game was approaching midnight. Tim starts trying to draw a parallel between a new day beginning and the sun setting in Hawaii b/c B.A. is from Hawaii. "As a new day begins in New York, the sun sets in Hawaii."
  • Paraphrasing from the ALCS re: Curt Schilling's sock: "The blood on his sock looks exactly like Oklahoma!"
  • "Pedro Martinez as a pitcher is as wily as a wolverine."
  • "One thing about ground balls. They don't go out of the ball park."
  • "It's better to have a fast runner on base than a slow one."
  • "If the double play is a pitcher's best friend, what is a fielder's choice? An acquaintance?"
  • "Giambi walks too much. He's always clogging up the bases with all that walking."
  • "A-Rod at the plate, K-Rod on the mound. I guess you can call this match-up Rod-Rod."
  • "You see Colon talking into his glove because David Ortiz, from the Dominican Republic, can obviously read lips in Spanish."
  • "Watch Darren Daulton use his mitt like a glove."
  • "Roy Oswalt is a drop and drive pitcher. What is a drop and drive pitcher? He is a guy who drops and drives. Very simple."
  • "Yankee pitchers have had great success this year against Cabrera when they get him out."

Date

Sat 05/27/06, 10:36 am EST

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PeanMajor Leaguer
1283 days ago
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haha Rod-Rod
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PeanMajor Leaguer
1283 days ago
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dont forget "Brandon Arroyo"
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Davis21wylieMVP
1283 days ago
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He just had a mini-discourse on the origins of the phrase "Hang in there" ... Somebody shoot me now.
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Ben agm
1283 days ago
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"Arisknikoff couldn't have done it better" What? What is this guy talking about? The Emergency Broadcast System's Thunderstorm Warning and it's beeping interrupted him and it sounded better.
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
1282 days ago
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My personal favorite from Game 3 of the World Series last year. "Some balls are hit where you have no play." Gee, really? If there was always the ability to make a play, I think the four bases would become irrelevant then, huh?
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ChachiOSUDraft Pick
1282 days ago
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After we finish ranking position players can we do broadcasters??
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