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Tim Howard is only fooling himself

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by Foolsgold

First, before all you muppets and zombies berate me for supposedly slagging off on one of your beloved heroes, know this. I think Tim Howard is a good keeper and easily the best the US has right now. US fans need to grow some balls, skin, and/or a brain and lose the Third Reich attitude that if you are critical, you are not a true fan and should be taken out back and shot. If anything, the opposite is true and probably should be done. Sometimes players need tough love to face reality and giving them unconditional adulation only makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside, but does nothing for their improvement. Just because you don't want what's best for your country's national team, doesn't mean I don't. So go praise a baby for taking a shit, I'm talking about grown men here.

Ah, that felt good. Moving along, I just read a post about a discussion that ESPN's Ives Galarcep had with our number one, Tim Howard, over at his blog, Soccer by Ives, and can't believe how unbelievably thoughtless some of things are that Howard says in regards to Carlos Bocanegra and Oguchi Onyewu. I'm sorry to say, but Howard just doesn't get it.

He claims that people who are slagging off on Gooch and Bocanegra would do the same if it was Demerit and Conrad or Parkhurst and Boswell or even Saint Peter and Jesus of Nazareth. Oh really? So you think making mistake after mistake after mistake warrants you a starting position on our country's national team just because 'Hey, no one else is much better' or 'They would all do the same thing because they are all headless chickens'? You're out of your f**king mind. Bocanegra and Gooch are shit because they are undisciplined and play as if they have the football IQ of a twelve-year-old. Most the time it appears they are trying to do too much and are not sure what the role of a centre back is. Maybe you're right, Howard, maybe we shouldn't blame them, maybe we need coaches that can actually tell them what they are responsible for on the field. Even so, they've been given their chances and they've shown that they are crap. Give someone else a shot.

My favorite part is when he brings up how the dynamic defensive dumbass duo allowed only four goals over seven games from the China game to the Mexico Gold Cup final. Ha ha ha ha! Is he f**king serious?! Does he realize that the quality of those opponents overall was much lower than the last five matches the squad has played? Is he trying to pull a fast one here and say that China, Guatemala, Trinidad & Tobago, El Salvador, Panama, Canada, and Mexico are on the same level as Argentina, Paraguay, Colombia, Sweden, and Brazil? That's just borderline mental. Not only that, but all of those first seven fixtures were played in the warm womb of the United States. Rubbish.

Howard then goes on to spin the living shit out of something that frankly wouldn't keep the attention of a glossy-eyed cheerleader if it was the school-hero quarterback that she wanted to bang that night. You want positive reinforcement? Okay, good job in taking a so-called 'B squad' to Copa. Way to really give other players a chance to play and then immediately take that opportunity away once they return. What was the point of that again? Rubbish. If anything we took a lesser squad so we could use that excuse when we got killed. Don't fool yourself, an 'A squad' wouldn't have done much better.

So let's all hold the US players in our arms and stroke their hair and tell them it's not their fault. If we're going to treat every match and every mistake like it's spilled milk, the team will never improve. Grow some balls.

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Pittsburgh GunnyMajor Leaguer
836 days ago
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The mistakes made by Gooch and Bocanegra are alarming since the situation does not seem improve. Perhaps it is time to give some others looks at central defense.
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FoolsgoldVarsity Captain
836 days ago
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If you can't tell, Pittsburgh, I'm really, really tired of their crap, but I'm also more tired of all the excuses. They need to be benched and told to get their sh*t together.
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MetsJetsDevilsDraft Pick
836 days ago
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Thats the same Bocanegra who scored the first goal against Brazil?
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FoolsgoldVarsity Captain
836 days ago
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Yes, he's a centre back, not a midfielder, not a striker and not even a full back. He's not there to score goals, he's there to play defense and that's exactly the problem. If he wants to score goals, play another position.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
836 days ago
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"dynamic defensive dumbass duo" Can we start calling these two the 4Ds? Or something to that affect that is a great name for those two fools. Moving on I always give Howard a small break in interviews because he has turrettes syndrome so I think a lot his answer are scripted ahead of time to keep something like this happening:

Ives: "Timmy what are your feelings on the preformances of Boca and Gooch in the back line in 2007?"

Tim: "Boca? That cocksucker shit whore! When he's on his game he - can't stop licking BALLS!"

I've never been sure how intense his syndrome is but at least his on-camera work seems to be heavy-coached and edited. Also, as a Goalkeeper I say lots of bad things about my back line in private but I'd never throw them under the bus in a national interview, and I don't expect Timmy to either, that's our job to berate the players, not each others job. So although I think your right in principal you're going hard on Tim in this situation.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
836 days ago
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when I said our job to berate players, not each others, I meant "it's not the players job to berate each other" i thought it might be confusing when read, also I meant to keep that example from happening, not to keep it happening.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
836 days ago
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Actually fools after giving the article a full second read I can't get behind the syndrome being an issue. But as a Goalkeeper it seems pretty clear by how he says certain things and how he references himself as making big plays that he is Spining his answers witht he best of them. I'm sure he goes home to Everton and rolls his eyes thinking about the rubbish he has to deal with when he's called into the natonal side.
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FoolsgoldVarsity Captain
836 days ago
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That's some funny stuff. Yeah, I don't expect him to throw them under the bus either, but he could have just told Ives Galarcep that he didn't want to answer the question. If I know anything about Galarcep is that he wants to be the player's best friend and not be a reporter. When he started out, he slagged off on a few players, especially Clint Mathis, and once he saw how Mathis was affected, he changed his ways. It's a shame, but that's the price you pay for being a reporter and not just a blogger.
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