Tim Duncan Finally Has A Personality

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From what we comprehend, boring NBAer Tim Duncan devotes his free time to Shawne Michaels and a bunch of other WWE wrestlers. Wait....WTF? Tim Duncan likes wrestling? Of all the unobtrusive players in the league, we'd have picked Duncan as the least to hang out with a greased-up-roid popper/injector/cream applyer. Duncan loves watching angry half-naked men wrestle with other angry half-naked men, he even said so. So there:

Tim Duncan: “I watch (WWE) all the time,”...

See , it's true. We told you Tim Duncan had a personality.

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Case closed, it's official; Tim Duncan would rather cut non-basketbal hours off his life with Shawne Michaels and other men (who could kill us with their bare hands), than spend time/stick a fork in his ear with Stephen A. Smith http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAB5lOIl-2U&search=stephen%20a%20smith.

“I’ve met (Shawn Michaels) a couple different times, and I love to come see the (Superstars). I also love seeing Ric (Flair).”

Loves seeing Ric Flair, but still (like us) is afraid of sharks (in the water, with teeth).

This is proof that we are not lying about Tim Duncan's diversions, just like the picture above is proof that a little girl did not enjoy her stay at Sea World. She may be dead. There were two sharks and only one of her. She's dead.

One last point before we move on, there's a good possibility that Tim Duncan is on the juice. By this, we mean we're lying and only trying to start wild, internet rumors ( 1). Nobody reads this blog anyway and 2). If Tim Duncan had friends in high places and connections with the stuff, and the NBA chose not to test for HGH and/or other steroids, he still wouldn't have taken them).

Moving on.....

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You Gots To Understand KG LOVES The Chinks

Unscramble that last word with caution.

Kevin Garnett, also known in a futuristic-like-code name as KG21, has recently been on a world-traveling-type stint in Asia, pimping basketball, Addidas, and the latest American hood-culture.

As the American representer for basketball, who better to tower over the Asians than Kevin Garnett? We're just glad that Addidas didn't send out Tim Duncan's wrestling-loving ass to Taipei, India, and other places. Come on, Timmy. Wrestling's lame now. Why can't you just have a soft spot for strippers like every other athlete?

Over at NBA.com, KG takes notes on fruit (only fresh), the largest building in the world, and of course his new shoe:

"Woke up early this morning, had one of the best breakfasts I have ever had. I must say that this was the best fruit on earth! I would put this fruit up against any other fruit on the earth. As I got done with breakfast, we left to visit an orphanage".

Can't ever trust eating fruit. It always leaves you in a downer. Even the best fruit isn't worth eating, just ask Scurvy Steve.

face.jbarrett.jpg SS:"I've never had a piece of fruit in my life. Fruit's for pussies!"

KG recalls feeling 'blessed' after his trip to the Taj Mahal:

"It’s crazy being up at 6:00 a.m. (which is impossible to do by the way) Not so crazy, going to see something I thought I would never be able to see, the Taj Mahal. Woke up early, ate and was ready to get out the door. Totally excited!

When I got downstairs, I didn't really know what the drive would be like. Let me give it to you raw; India is a huge country filled with tons of poverty, lots of poverty, but many beautiful people. As we drove the dirt roads, over live cattle, and through some of the neighborhoods, I couldn't forget how fortunate and blessed I am. The closer we got to the Taj Mahal, the more the streets cleared up. When we got there it was packed with people. It is something I never could imagine or thought I would see.

From there we went and did this TV show where there were three of the top players in Taiwan hosting. One was a point guard that they called Baby Allen Iverson. The second one was a forward that I was told was a good shooter like Reggie Miller. Then they had a big that was supposed to be one of the top big men in their league. I must say that they did give the TV show a little flair. Together they thought me some Chinese phrases and we played a shooting game on a little goal, like the one at the carnival. The guys were really into tattoos. They like Allen Iverson and Marcus Camby’s tattoos (they both have Chinese character tattoos on them and actually know what they mean)".

..more worthy takes from KG's blog:

"....After the shoe, we were off to check out Taipei 101. It was crazy because it was like an event when you go to see the building. From the start until we got to the top of the building it was entertaining. It has a Starbucks, ice cream shop, a shopping mall, just about anything you would need...

.....Before we knew it we had a mob of people taking pictures. I have to say I was feeling like Rod Stewart. Yep RRREEEAAALLL rock starish...

... I took pictures with the Australian, Taipei and Italy women’s teams. That was cool. You know I can’t miss the opportunity to take a picture with a lot of women, especially the Asians. HA HA...

... Got to the airport and took my final walk through the international airport. The walk was long and exhausting..."

As exhausting as a Timberwolves' season?

"...I am not the one to be attached to many things, but one little girl name Stella touched me. Stella’s two and beautiful. I really wanted to take her home..."

Easy, Angelina Jolie.

"... I ran into two fans that drove nine hours to see me. Wow (enough said)! I laughed in their face and continued to look around the store..

..People here are just as excited about basketball as we are in the states. Truly amazing how far and global basketball has come...

...As I sit back and think I really do see how powerful sports are. Even though I am 1000 miles away the impact I made was truly honorable. This whole trip has been like a big field trip for me, very educational".

http://www.nba.com/features/kg_blog_summer06.html

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