This Would Never Happen if Michael Vick Ran the Tour De France
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Since everyone seems to be posting about Michael Vick's incaninity, I thought I would jump onto the bandwagon but with a twist. Apparently this pooch is tired of its fellow species mauling each other for Vick's depravity and profitability and decided to fight back. Just as heroic as one man standing in front of a Chinese tank in Tiananmen Square or a Budhist monk setting himself on fire in Vietnam, this canine shows more cojones than typically expected from its French citizenry counterparts by sacrificing its body directly into a vicious front wheel of an incoming bicycle. Oh what drama, oh what horror, and oh what self-sacrifice to present upon all of us such a worthy lesson. Bear witness in solemn silence to absorb this historical moment properly ladies and gentlemen. And just for special effect a la Mel Gibson's The Passion, the commentary presents itself in foreign tongue. Brave poor doggie indeed.
