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This Things I Believe by Manny Calhoun - 2007 Nov 5

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by Manny Calhoun

Radioguy1: D'aaa, can we except that?


  • I don't try to talk too much about things I am unsure about. I don't shut up about the things I know. But you'll notice I haven't dabbled too much on football yet this season... Well, I went to Church yesterday (Suns-Cavs game) but I still caught some football action.
It kinda ruined his career! (picture replicated by Manny Stiles)
It kinda ruined his career! (picture replicated by Manny Stiles)

I wanted to be sure of what I believe.

This Things I Believe

  • Adrian Peterson needs a nickname that is poetic and succinct. I watched one play of the Vikings game. I turned that game on yesterday right as they handed it off to him for a TD and he is what's-the-word? Awesome?
  • I wish he didn't break that record yesterday. Now he's gonna get hyped for 2100 yards on the season. At least he didn't somersault into the end zone
  • The Detroit Lions - finally a good story! Maybe the suicide rate in Michigan is a little lower for this month!
  • A note to NFL teams that wear monochromatic uniforms (same color pants and jersey) - listen to what I'm saying to you - Stop it!
  • Wanna experience life as an Arizona Cardinals fan? Next time you're just about to have sex, don't. And then do that over and over for 60 years or so.
  • The Cardinals have a way of incessantly losing games they give away. It's uncanny. Every year I get to see 9-13 other NFL teams get a victory they don't deserve. It's not like the Cardinals ever truly suck. They don't get blown out often, they just can't win. Well, it's tough for any team to win when they mismanage the clock and give their timeouts away...
  • Maybe Brett Favre did the right thing coming back for this season?
  • Will the Dolphins win a game? In 1972, when the Dolphins went undefeated, the New England Patriots were 3-11.
  • Will the Rams win a game? Probably not... Well, circle Dec 30th on your calendar.
  • Wasn't Oakland supposed to be the worst team in football this year?

Trivia

Guess which team has the second longest winning streak right now? Answer at bottom.


I'm Gonna Find Me a Genie with a Magic Bikini

  • Before going to the Suns-Cavs game on Sunday, I took my family to lunch at Friday's Front Row at Chase Field. We like to eat lunch there and the kids love Chase Field because you can see planes fly over when the roof is open. The grass has been reseeded and looks GREAT! Maybe it's because Eric Byrnes isn't out there killing all of the grass diving onto it!
  • ARod might have been twisting the collective wrist of New York when Boras set up the $350 million bar. Anyone thinking he's gonna take less, prove his "committment to the game", show his love of the community and lead some other franchise to glory? I hope he goes to the N.L. (Cubs? Marlins? Dodgers? Mets?) so he can beat the Yankees in a World Series - that would provide great pleasure to me.
  • A-Rod is more likely destined for Boston so we can hear all the people who have been bashing him, suddenly Bandwagon of LOVE ARod. He'll become the best Shortstop in the game again, play relaxed and crank out some more MVPs then when he clanks in the playoffs, Boston can complete it's "New York reassignment" surgery!!!
  • If you attend a NASCAR event, doesn't that make you a redneck? What would it take to make you go to a NASCAR race? Never been to one, personally (I did drive by Dover Downs when they were racing once) but I'm thinking about it... (shifts shifty eyes in shifty manner)
  • Anyone else miss baseball? Thanks to AFL, not me! Developmental Leagues are the Wave of the Future... literally!
  • I'm gonna miss baseball in two weeks when Arizona Fall league is over! I'm gonna have to pay attention to my wife again...
  • The Cavaliers suck. How a team I picked to go to the Finals last year turned into a crappy pile of turds without making any changes is mystifying. They really might not make the playoffs, but it is still the EAST...
  • Will someone let me know when the NHL season starts?
  • Yeah, I like to beat up bullies and commiserate with the small, weak and geeky but when I look at the New England Patriots and Boston Red Sox on the top of the Sports World, I know the Rays time is coming. I remember the Patriots as the Clippers of the NFL and the Red Sox as the Cubs of the American League. Things do change...
Thanks Jerry!
Thanks Jerry!


Thanks, Jerry!

Phoenix is a sports town because of Jerry Colangelo.

It was Jerry Colangelo's induction into the Suns' Ring of Honor at US Airways Arena on Sunday. The Phoenix Suns home game against the Cleveland Cavaliers provided the backdrop for the halftime ceremony.

Among people making commemorative speeches were Play-by-Play announcer Al McCoy, former players Dan Majerle and Kevin Johnson and current head of Suns ownership group Robert Sarver.

Attendees of the event included family, former players, Basketball Hall of Famers and living legends as well as Charles Barkley.

The Suns won the game, of course.


Dry reporting is no fun

This is what I observed in LeBron James, seeing him for the first time in person:

WOW!

AMAZING ATHLETE!

LOOK AT HIS SIZE!

HE IS SO FLUID FOR BEING SO BIG!

I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW AWESOME HE IS!

Ok, none of those things happened. I've seen many great players in my life and the greatest don't just get your attention, they command it.

He likes LeBron but LOVES the Suns! (photo by Manny Stiles)
He likes LeBron but LOVES the Suns! (photo by Manny Stiles)

LeBron doesn't command your attention. I wasn't watching him. I was wondering where Amare was (not dressed for the game) - he was getting early season rest after his hard summer and they wanted to get his consecutive games played streak off his mind. (Yep, I'm going with that.), I was watching Steve Nash starting to look a little less like the Steve Nash of last year and the year before, I was fearful of saying the wrong thing and starting a fight with the Grant Hill lovers behind me.

I wasn't staring at LeBron.

There's GREAT athletes and there's STARS. I like LeBron a lot! I think he's engaging and not-too-polished but real. Seems to have his isht together.

Maybe he's too young yet. Maybe he needs to win to get that swagger (Charles Barkley has "it" without rings...), but LeBron doesn't have it (at least not yet).

Kobe Bryant has it. Michael Jordan had it (even on the Wizards). Allen Iverson has it. Manute Bol even had it! Lauren Jackson has it, so does Diana Taurasi. There's a list a mile long.

But it's pretty clear LeBron is not in Tiger Woods' class and didn't deserve that "Who's Now" title way back then...

LeBron is kinda bow-legged too. Never noticed that on TV before.

LeBron had amazing plays. He is as good as advertised. It wasn't his best game, but he was dominant. LBJ is the passing big dude I've seen play (I never saw Magic in person). And they lost.

Maybe LeBron was having a bad aura night?

I saw MJ come to Phoenix with the Wizards and get blown out in the first half and we figured MJ wouldn't play the second half because he was so old and frail. But he played the whole game and commanded my attention even when his team was down. It was Michael!

I left last night's game with a couple minutes left. I hate leaving early.

But there was nothing left to watch. LeBron and the Cavs' hearts were already ripped out of the building. Plus my son (who was wearing his CAVS 23 jersey and waving a Suns flag) was assing out, indicating we had worn him out.


Trivia Answer

New York Giants - 6 games.


  • references
    • Season 4 - Homer the Heretic
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
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Talk about having an article get buried!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
778 days ago
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Manny Calhoun sucks!!!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
778 days ago
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Hey Lurkers and Perverts, I have naked pictures of a registered AGM user!!!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
778 days ago
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Unbeleivable!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
778 days ago
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WOW!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
778 days ago
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All the cool kids are voting for it!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
778 days ago
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Yes, yes Manny - I am here to rescue your fine effort from the barren wasteland of Cyberspace.

You need comments and votes. I hear you.

Okay, here we go.

1. NY YANKEES SUCK!

2. THE PATRIOTS ARE CHEATERS!

3. I HATE METSJETSDEVILS!

4. KENRICK'S WRITING IS JUST LIKE CABBAGE PATCH KID'S!

Good enough?!

(all caps in tribute of....)
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
778 days ago
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I was just surprised that my Simpsons reference was too obscure. Before the Insanity Pepper episode came along, Homer the Heretic was by far my favorite episode. (when he stays home from church...)
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
778 days ago
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Sometimes, you just gotta spell it out loud and clear.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
778 days ago
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Call me Mennis Diller.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
778 days ago
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? This user is unimpressed by what Dennis Miller thinks is funny.
I don't care much for Mennis Diller either
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
778 days ago
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What about my boy the Menace Dealer!!!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
778 days ago
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I've decided maybe I should JOIN the Red Sox/Patriots Love Wagon. I figure if anyone can kill the buzz and make it unpopular, it's me!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
778 days ago
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If Ben Asslick couldn't kill that "buzz", how do you figure at having a shot?
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
778 days ago
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Neither could Giuliani.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
778 days ago
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So how much longer before HillDawg claims to be a Boston fan? 3002a.jpg
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
778 days ago
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TB, come on... pfft!
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
778 days ago
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That reminds me...Hillary sucks. She went to my college yesterday and didn't know the name of it
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
778 days ago
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That is because she didn't care. None of these bastards care about you or me.
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
778 days ago
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Tyrone Briggs is Kanye West?
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
778 days ago
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Actually I didn't really care about her. I just thought it was hilarious
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
778 days ago
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Like My Uncle said about Hillary:

"Life is a bitch; Don't vote for one."

Nothing against women. I'm married to one, my Mom and daughter are women, but Hillary is not a woman. She's a stupid bitch. Granted she's not pretty, but her man was gone' hoggin' without her and she did nothing about it. NOT the kind of person I would want in a leadership role.

But I would vote for Condi Rice in a heartbeat if she ran.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
778 days ago
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Brother Kanye thinks idiots like Bush specifically don't care about black people.

That is not really true.

None of these Washington bastards care about any of us.
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TylersaltAll-Star
778 days ago
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Wanna experience life as an Arizona Cardinals fan? Next time you're just about to have sex, don't. And then do that over and over for 60 years or so.
LOL Now, that was funny, Manny!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
778 days ago
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It's only funny 'cause it's true.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
778 days ago
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No wonder Dennis Green was so pissed off after giving away that game to the Bears last year.
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
778 days ago
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Kinda gives a whole new meaning to "We had 'em and we let 'em off the hook!"
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
778 days ago
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That is kind of creepy there Corey, in a Catholic priest meets alter boy kind of way.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
778 days ago
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Want a perfect example of a Cardinals fan's skepticism? My running blog of the Crown'em game - that piece is still among my favorite efforts on the 'chair
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LASportsblogAAA-er
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Adrian Peterson already has a nickname: AD (given to him by his father for AllDay)
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
778 days ago
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Now he can be proud that his son is on a team that is Absolutely Deadlast.
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
778 days ago
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Maybe in an Alternate Dimension, the Vikings will be Atop the Division.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
778 days ago
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I think he's just happy to be out of prison and watching his son make something of himself.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
778 days ago
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He needs an ADEQUATE and original name. Initials won't cut it here... Did we call Sweetness "W.P." or Broadway Joe "J.N." or Bo Knows "B.J."?

WTF is happening to USA? Enough with the intials, already...

It all started when MJ stole it from Magic who never really had it but borrowed it for a short time after Michael Jackson who stole it from every girl named Mary Jane who stole their name from marijuana (a slightly different "Air")
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LASportsblogAAA-er
778 days ago
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it's not initials it's an abreviation of a phrase.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
778 days ago
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Let's call him "Sir Francis Bacon" - because he makes nice plays... (too highbrow?)
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TylersaltAll-Star
778 days ago
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What about "daylight?" As in, all of the daylight he runs into.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
778 days ago
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Eh, he likes baseball more. (He can't dunk yet)
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
778 days ago
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Here is hoping that "Manny the next generation" inherits mom's athleticism.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
778 days ago
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??? Even old and fat, I can still dunk. Not so long ago I realized if it wasn't for my inability to pay attention to things or other people, my magnetic need to chase 'tang and get wasted - get facked and get facked up! ...and my poor eyesight, I might have been a pro athlete... I'm very athletic for my size and have great hands. I'm just astigmatic as an Alligator at the North Pole on Mother's Day. Yeah, it's that bad... and since I'm dumber than a Commento Monkey throwing feces like they need to complete the Tammy John surgery (that's my new name for gender reassignment surgery) good thing I'm so handsome.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
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Also Manny, you're gonna have to burn that picutre of your son the the LeBron jersey waving the Suns flag in about 10 years. Do you really want to put your son through the humliation that he was unkowningly putting upon himself.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
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Eh, he likes baseball more. (He can't dunk yet) Besides, I have WAAAAAAY more incriminating photos of him...
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
778 days ago
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Speaking as a big Cardinals fan, I feel your pain. Yet I keep reaching for that Kool-Aid. As to the NASCAR comment, last month I attended my first NASCAR event (Talladega). I never watch the sport, but my brother's a big fan, and it got me out of Arizona for a few days. I can now say I've been to a NASCAR event, and when I call the fans I saw rednecks, I can say it from experience. Wasn't that a fun way to spend a grand (checking my web enabled cell phone for Cardinals/Rams updates every five minutes)?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
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You need to sign up. You have words of wisdom to share with us...

Keep this in mind... Before Denny Green said "They are who we thought they were!"

I wrote this -

"I'm inventing a new drink tonight called a "Cardinal Game"- straight Vodka and Rolaids (splash of grenadine to get that Cardinals-Bloodbath-Red color)"

It's nothing personal, but the Bidwells suck as an ownership entity. If I wrote a book about being a Cardinals fan I would HAVE to call it The Bidwells Must Die.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
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You know, when I look at Johnny Calhoun sitting on Abe Licoln's lap... I miss Jamel sometimes.
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Brendan.CanneyDiv-I Stud
778 days ago
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No beer can.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
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Yes, beer can!!! (I know what you're referring to but how many times in life will I get to use THAT rebuttal?)
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Falcon02520Legend
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I think the Lions and Browns were supposed to be the worst teams...
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