There's Only Room Here For One Of Us
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Ah, inspiration.
Let's start with the Atlanta Falcons' Jonathan Babineaux, who is breathing an enormous sigh of relief today after learning that he won't be facing charges for killing his girlfriend's pit bull.
The DA determined that Babineaux fought with the pit bull, and when it became clear that it was either him or the dog, Babineaux wisely chose to save himself. A classic case of self defense. The pit apparently had it coming. Not only had it provoked a few fights in the past, but it "had been neutered, placed on Prozac, sent to a dog trainer and kept on a leash." If Prozac doesn't get it, the dog probably can't be helped.
Good thing for Arthur Blank and the Falcons, because it's bad enough to have one convicted animal abuser on the team. Two would just be overkill.
(No pun intended.)
(Cross-published at Pleats 'n Cleats)
