The awards
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by Cougar2000
Everybody's giving out awards. ESPN's Mark May and Lou Holtz give out helmet stickers. Here's my contribution to the award pile.
The "David pimpslapping Goliath" award - Appalachian State. Ask Michigan (UGLY HELMET U!) about Appy State.
The "I'm going to pull a Michigan/North Carolina NCAA final" award - Joe Gibbs (at least he had time outs!)
The "Run out on the field and piss off the other team" award - Georgia, against Florida, for the unsportsmanlike penalty they drew. Granted they did win that game but may have caught some major hell for that move from the SEC.
The "Flatter than a teenaged girl's chest" award - Notre Dame (or they way they played this year, Notre Damn It To Hell!)
The "How much is that doggy in the window" award - Michael Vick. Enough said.
The "Stewie Griffin Victory Shall Be Mine!" award - New England Patriots.
The "No More Wire Hangers Ever!" Award - Carlos Zambrano, after his meltdown against the Braves at Wrigley in the spring.
The "Mea Culpa" Award - Runner Marion Jones, who at least admitted she did steroids. Where was Barry in all of this?
The "Fast Feet" Award - Helio Castraneves, for winning "Dancing With The Stars."
And finally....
The Heimlich Award - The New York Mets (or as I like to call those New York Yankees wanna-be's, the New Yuck Muts!) for choking on their lead and allowing Philadelphia to win the East. Guys, piece of advice for you... give the NL East back to its rightful owners in Georgia!
