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The Walrus is Pissed - UPDATE

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by Afraidofedhochuli

I wrote about Andy Reid's Mensa Member sons a few weeks ago, and now it is time for the thing everyone loves...UPDATE!

In case you missed it, here is the original post:

Andy Reid's sons Garrett and Britt are both in some trouble. Not because their names are Garrett and Britt (totally lame names...) but because they are both stupid. ' Now, this is getting better, because Britt (the rocket scientist that he is) got pulled over for driving erratically in a parking lot on Thursday. When searched they found 33 pills INCLUDING the painkiller hydrocodone.

While living with their Parents (Father being Andy Reid, coach of the Eagles and the poor man's Mike Holmgren..or should I say po' boy...OUCH) Garrett (24) and Britt (22) were both cited for some decently messed ups issues. Garrett crashed into a car and then admitted he was high on HEROIN...wow...and Britt got angry at some douche on the road and pulled out a gun. He has no licence for it...a felony...What a couple of morons!

I guess they are both in rehab, but still...dude...you want your Dad to come bail you out??? He looks like a freaking elephant seal, and those things are mean!

Garrett will spend a few days in prison but Britt faces anywhere from 6 months to 14 months in the clink. Wow. That's all I can say.

In other news: The Reids' phones have been off the hook with calls from the Cincinnati Bengals.

He is now under arrest for violating the terms of his bail.

Okay. I have done my share of stupids things. I was in college. I EVEN drove around with "the painkiller hydrocodone" (Vicodin). BUT 33 PILLS!?!?!? WHEN YOU ARE FACING JAIL TIME??????

This is almost as ridiculous as Ricky Williams saying he hadn't smoked in years and then failing a drug test.

I am flabbergasted by the idiocy here.

I understand that there is an addiction. That is an important thing to point out. When you are addicted you do crazy things, but when you have SOOOO much going for you and you are already in so much trouble...maaaaayyyyybe you could leave the Vicodin at a friends house? Maybe carry it on foot...maybe?

This is the last I will discuss Britt (unless he makes a turnaround and cleans up, then I will write a wonderful story about beating addiction). It is just such a sad thing.

http://afraidofedhochuli.blogspot.com/

 


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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
844 days ago
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Good article, but I thought Craig Stadler was the Walrus?
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
843 days ago
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He is, but I like to refer to Andy Reid as Football's walrus. I mean sheesh...check this out:

Andy Reid: andy_reid.jpg Stadler: allsportstadlercap.jpg

They are the SAME PERSON!?!?!?!? :)
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Ea34Div-I Stud
843 days ago
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Funny! I thought this was a Craig Stadler article too.
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ChristofMVP
843 days ago
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Mike Holmgren's nickname is Walrus. Reid's nickname is Big Red.
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
843 days ago
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Okay...so...is the only problem with the article the name of it? If so, I can deal with it!! :)
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Rcarr19Waterboy
843 days ago
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I remember hearing that Andy Reid is a very religious man, and its kinda funny how his children ended up so screwed up. I would figure they'd be just like their dad.
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AngeHammJV Squad
843 days ago
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Reid was quoted as saying "Goo goo g'joob."
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
843 days ago
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HA!
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Ea34Div-I Stud
843 days ago
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Obviously Andy Reid's kids are deeply troubled and not very smart. At all. Not even a little. But my biggest problem with this is that it shows the misplaced priorities of NFL coaches. when the original stories first broke, Reid took a month off to be with his family. I'm pretty sure that a month of "time with Dad" now isn't going to make up for the first 20 years of 100+ hour work weeks. Andy Reid is well compensated, I'd imagine he's got enough money put aside to take a 1-2 year sabbatical from the NFL to make sure his sons are not ADDICTED TO HEROIN or BRANDISHING UNLICENSED GUNS. What's he worried about anyway? He'd get another job as soon as he wanted it. The NFL only hires NFL retreads to coach!
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