The Utah Jazz?

by user Josh Q. Public

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Ok, here we go! Who saw this coming? Who saw the Utah Jazz having the best record in all of basketball? With one quarter of the NBA season gone, who saw the Utah Jazz on top of the West? On top of the world, looking down on creation. Certainly not me. How in the name of all that is holy, did this happen? You wanna know how? I’ll tell you how. Deron Williams and Carlos Boozer. That’s how. The new Stockton and Malone. Putting the razzmatazz back in the Jazz. Deron Williams and Carlos Boozer. Kicking ass and taking names. Chuck Norris style. Just so you know, when the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.

OK, back to business. Jazz business. Wednesday night against the Clippers. Wednesday night against the Clippers, Deron Williams recorded 28 points and fourteen assists. Wednesday night against the Clippers, Carlos Boozer recorded 28 points and fifteen boards. Wednesday night against the Clippers was not an aberration. Wednesday night against the Clippers is the norm folks. George Wendt style.

Carlos Boozer gets more rebounds than Big Ben Wallace. Carlos Boozer gets more rebounds than Jermaine O’Neal. Heck, Carlos Boozer gets more rebounds than The Big Fundamental. As a matter of fact, Carlos Boozer gets more rebounds than everybody not named Dwight Howard, the Manchild. Put Boozer up front with AK47 and Mehmet Okur, and you have one very tough front line. One very tough front line indeed. AK47 is 4th in the league in blocks. Okur has eight double-doubles this season. Eight Ted Sarandis, eight! Speaking of double-doubles, get the papers, get the papers, who leads the league? The Big Fundamental? Nope. The Big Ticket. That’s who. Who’s second? Carlos Boozer. That’s who. Not too shabby. Deron Williams. Remember him? Third overall pick two years ago. Led Chief Illiniwek all the way to the NCAA Finals? Well this cat may lead the Jazz all the way to the NBA Finals. More dimes than CP3. More dimes than B-Diddy. More dimes than Chumpsy Billups. Almost as many dimes as a dollar. 9.2 dimes per game. Good enough for fourth in the league. Scoring at a clip of 17 points per. Put him in a backcourt with Matt Harpring. Matt Harpring chucking up threes like nobody business and you have one scary set of guards. Very scary. Put those guys under the fifth winningest coach of all time and I’d say you got something. I’d say you got something special. If you asked me before the season started who would win the wild, wild West, I would not have answered the Utah Jazz. Ask me now, see what I say.

Peace out homies. Six Two and Even! josh q. public