The Ultimate Sports Fan's Holiday Wish List
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by Behbigben15
A Holiday Wish List on December 2nd??? Yes, I have decided to write mine early, so I can beat everyone else to it. So, here is not only my wish list, but the ultimate sports fans wish list.
- Who, besides Boston, wants the Patriots to go undefeated?? That's right noone, so that's why that on the top of my list, is PATRIOTS TO LOSE A GAME!! And, hopefully it won't just be a loss, it will be a 1,000,000-0 shut-out, and better yet, the Steelers to be the ones that beat them.
- Barry Bonds' in jail: Everyone in the U.S., and more, want Bonds in jail, so what would be a better holiday gift?
- To Michael Vick: A swarm of raging, ass-whooping bulldogs. I say that while Vick is in jail on Christmas, we send him a few nice little bulldogs as a little gift to him for being such a jerk.
- A playoff system for CFB- NOONE likes the BCS, let's do away with it, and make a playoff system, instead.
- NO MORE JOE BUCK!!!
- And, of course, everyone wants to win their fantasy leagues (I think I have a shot this year).
The Ultimate Wish List for Pittsburgh fans
- A 6th Super Bowl Championship
- A sandwich named after yourself. We already have the Roethlisberger, don't you think it would be pretty cool to have a sandwich at a Pittsburgh bar, named after yourself.
- A game without rain at Heinz Field. I am tired of the 3-4 inches of rain, I would just like a game where you can walk without sinking 6 inches into the ground.
- An NBA team. That would be pretty awesome to have an NBA team in Pittsburgh. New York doesn't want the Knicks, and if you move them out to Pittsburgh, they may actually win a few games:)
- The Pirates sign an all-star roster- I am tired of the Pirates losing, and I would love to see Pittsburgh go on a spending spree, and maybe pick up a few all-stars (Johan Santana, Miguel Cabrera, and a few other all-star free agents).
