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The Twins are on the clock to get better now

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by user Leslie Monteiro

On Friday afternoon, Tigers manager Jim Leyland criticized the Twin Cities media for writing off the Twins and for being hard on them. He talked about how it is a long season and the Twins have accomplished so much that they deserved the benefit of the doubt.

It was a great gesture by Leyland, but the truth of the matter is that it is easy to throw bouquets and give moral support at the other team when this is not his problem.

Thankfully, Twins manager Ron Gardenhire and Twins general manager Terry Ryan did not listen to Leyland's coachspeak.

They had a long meeting on Saturday afternoon with former Twins manager Tom Kelly, who is now a special assistant to the GM, about what can be done to solve the team's problems.

There is a sense of urgency now because if things do not get better, this is going to be a very long year.

The Twins shook things up on Sunday. They designated Sidney Ponson for assignment after Saturday's horrible performance against the Detroit Tigers.

This was an easy move to make because he was awful in all of his outings in spring training and in the regular season.

Getting rid of Ponson was the first step, but there are more things that need to happen right now for this team to get back on track.

They need to avoid injuries, make a trade, and start executing properly.

Injuries have played a big role for this team's problems.

Rondell White, Joe Mauer, Michael Cuddyer, and Luis Castillo have had injuries.

These guys need to find a way to stay healthy.

It is time for a fresh face when it comes to the hitters.

It is time to put an end to the piranhas once in for all. Their 15 minutes of fame were over in October when they stunk in the playoffs.

There is a reason why Nick Punto, Josh Rabe, Luis Rodriguez, and Jason Tyner are fringe players.

They are hit-or-miss at the plate. They are automatic outs for the other team. They got hot in the summer last year, but anyone that thought they would keep this up was being unrealistic if anyone looked at their track record over the years.

The Twins calling up Garrett Jones was a good start to shake up this anemic offense.

Who knows what he can do, but can he be any worse than the rest of the role players that they got on the team.

A trade should happen for the Twins to improve their offense.

Wtth the Reds demoting Edwin Encarnacion to the minors and with the Reds needing a reliever badly, how about trading Juan Rincon for him.

Rincon is a setup man, but he can be replaced by Pat Neshek or Glen Perkins.

When a team's offense is that hideous, that team has to give up something.

Encarnacion would be an upgrade over Punto. The days of watching Punto play should be over.

Jason Kubel should be demoted. He looks lost on the field and he does not seem to have that desire to play better.

He had a hideous series against the Chicago White Sox last week. He did a horrible job of bunting. He struck out by hacking at Bobby Jenks's pitches that were not even strikes.

Finally, he ran to third when a Twins hitter hit the ball to the third baseman.

This is simply unacceptable and there has to be some consequences.

A team can not tolerate mental mistakes like that.

This team needs to find a way to improve internally.

They need to take better at-bats.

They need to start playing defense better. They make great catches, but they are doing a horrible job throwing the ball to the infielders. They need to know how to steal bases.

This is something that they did not do against the White Sox, which is why they lost the series to them last week.

They have not played great baseball since Opening Week. They have been lousy.

They have been fortunate to win their fair share of games. They should be thankful that they are 5 games out because in reality, they should be 10 games out with the way they have played.

Sooner or later, their luck will run out.

There is no guarantee that lightning will strike twice when it comes to last year's feat.

This team needs to make it happen right now.

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False ProphetAll-Star
928 days ago
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A. The Pirannahs are what got us to the playoffs last year. You don't remember those countless games where it's the 10th inning, and we've got Kubel, Bartlett, and Castillo due up? Kubel goes up and knocks in the game winning home run.

B. Kubel sucks, yes, but a trade isn't the answer yet. Garrett Jones still has yet to show what he's got, cirillo is not that bad on an option, and Rondell has to be comming back any day now.

C. you are way overreacting to everything. The offense has had a bit of a slump, but Hunter is a friggen beast so far, and Morneau is getting his swing back together. Gardy might go mauer-Hunter-Morneau-Cuddyer at one point throughout the year. If Cuddyer and White can each start hitting HR's, the Twins will be fine.

D. You realize it's May, don't you? And you realize we're only 5 games back? What's the rush? The twins need to just work out a couple of kinks and they'll be fine. If we can win the series we're supposed to, and pick up a game on the series where we're outmatched. Things can turn around on a dime over the course of the season. Remember in 2005 when Baltimore was starting to seperate themselves from the rest of the AL East? How'd that go for them? OR last year, the White Sox were the Division leader for a lot of the season, yet they ended up in third place, and it all happened on the last weekend.

No offense, but I'm glad you're not the twins GM or Manager. The smart thing to do is to work with what you have. It's not about winning at all cost every year. it's about continuing to succeed year after year.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
928 days ago
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See False Prophet, Leslie is an idiot.
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
928 days ago
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Here is the thing, those sound like the ramblings of an over inflated blowhard who doesnt really know a thing about how sports work. Be thankful they arent your GM. The Twins are not a bad team. They are having lapses. THey are only a few games out. You make up 1 game a month and you got the division. Not asking to much. And your doing all this without Santana actually pitching like Santana. Any one that uses injuries as an excuse us a moron, I am sorry. The Dodgers last year had a ton of injuries last year and made the playoffs. At one point two years ago, the Braves had over 10 rookies on their active roster I beleive. Injuries happen to everyone. Get over it. The twins just need to execute. Some teams just start slow. The A's every year start out slow then finish like a hurricane. Same thing with the Twins last year. If this was early august, you might have a point, right now you are just looking like a fool and an over reactionist. Get a hold of yourself and get some common sense. Its one month into a long season. The twins will be fine. For crying out loud, your whining more then a Cubs fan. Just shut up already.
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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Leslie Monteiro nailed this column perfectly. The Minnesota Twins are horrendous and an embarrassment to all professional sports. Class organizations such as the Chicago White Sox should not be subjected to playing fourth tier caliber clubs like the Twins. These players currently wearing Minnesota uniforms are minor league quality at best and that garbage bag outfield clad MetroDome needs to be detonated for the sake of baseball. Bud Selig was right to initiate a course of action which would have contracted this sad, pathetic franchise right out of MLB. This franchise needs to go the way of Kirby Puckett. Thanks Leslie for setting the record straight about the sorry state of affairs for this joke of a ballclub. I'm sure every true baseball fan residing in Minnesota absolutely agrees with you one hundred percent and would rather see this team disappear completely rather than be subjected to one more game of this ludicrous farce. You will be remembered as a hero who saved baseball and restored the pride of Minnesota.
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False ProphetAll-Star
928 days ago
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yeah, that's why they beat out your precious Sox for the Division Title, have 2 gold glove winners, the Batting Champ, MVP, and Cy Young Award winner on their team, beause they're nothing better than a Minor league team, even though over the past 5 years, they haven't finnished more than a few games below .500
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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False Prophet has a lot to learn from Leslie on the true importance of sports. Leslie correctly wrote on his post about Peyton Manning and Tony Dungy that, "Unfortunately, we live in a society where we judge athletes and coaches on championships." Absolutely dead-on correct Leslie! Far too much emphasis is made upon winning in professional sports. After all, if winning was all that matter, than who would bother paying attention to the Minnesota Twins?
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Anonymous Fanatic #4
928 days ago
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I admire your sentences. They are concise and prophetic. You are spot-on, gentile and well versed in your assessment of the Twins ball club. I wish your team the best as the season progresses. Perhaps one day this organization will have the swagger and candor that's possessed by the fine young men that comprise the White Sox squad!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
928 days ago
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I'm gonna use that one!

"I admire your sentences"

I can hear Burt Reynolds/etc. saying it... "Hey, baby... I admire your sentences... wanna go out sometime? Gimme a call."
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
928 days ago
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Leslie, don't mind these dissenting posters who fail to see the pure beauty and revelation found in your prose. If the Twins were to read this thread, perhaps their season would see some upside. "False Prophet" surely must be a trolling mongrel who's upset that your assertions are not only correct, but eloquent. If only this "False Prophet" had original ideas and the ability to express them with the same focus and wisdom to which you adhere, he might not feel compelled to "hate on" your writing and actually contribute to the board in a positive manner. Kudos Leslie, Hazzah!
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False ProphetAll-Star
928 days ago
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I've contributed more to this site than you ever will. I do a lot of twins stuff, and a lot of NFL stuff. the point of posting opinions isn't to have everyone write about how much they agree with you, but to create discussion.
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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I agree 100%. False Prophet is a troll and just jealous of Leslie.
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Davis21wylieMVP
928 days ago
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Now this is just getting ridiculous.
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False ProphetAll-Star
928 days ago
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it's troll season again!!!
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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So why isn't an admin banning False Prophet. This was an intelligent thread before he started trolling here.
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False ProphetAll-Star
928 days ago
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maybe because:

A. I'm not a troll

B. I have cred here

C. I'm an admin

D. Dan, who helped create this site, is fine with what I'm doing
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
928 days ago
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Way to pull out hte my penis is bigger then your comment prophet. Whats next, my dad can beat up your dad. In which you will lose that also. And for the record prophet, when was the last time the Twins won THE series? Only thing that matters is hte ring.
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False ProphetAll-Star
928 days ago
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'91, but I'll guarantee three things for you
  1. My penis is bigger that yours
  2. The White Sox don't win another Ring during Ozzie's career
  3. The Twins win another ring before 2010
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Davis21wylieMVP
928 days ago
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Can Clayton St. John Smythe Esq. come back? He was well-spoken. Also, Anon #4 was very polite. Can you switch back to either of those personalities?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
928 days ago
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No, no, no... The ring isn't the only thing that matters, it's just what matters most. It's better to be consistently good and not win a ring than suck and not win a ring. Last time I checked, the Twins were the ONLY team tacking up banners in Minny. Proudly gripe away, Twins fans.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
928 days ago
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Anon #4 needs to sign up and use the pen name Anon #4. So eloquently delightful and smashingly charming.
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False ProphetAll-Star
928 days ago
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Gopher's Hockey won the WCHA Tournament, and I think some smaller sports, but yeah, its the Twins, Gophers Hockey, and hopefully the wild hoisting banners in the up and comming future
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
928 days ago
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Why is it better to be considered good but not a champion verses bad and not a champion. Net results are the same. Weither it is last place or first loser, you are still a loser. Only one team wins every year and you should try and be that team. The ring is all that matters. You can be happy with a prcess that you are taking to get to the ring, but when all the chips are on the table, rings are all that matter.
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
928 days ago
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Have you graduated high school yet? havent heard a comment like that since I was a freshmen. I can play that game also. My schwartz is bigger then your schwartz. That proves nothing. Sox will win another ring with Ozzie. And the Twins arent going to win a series title for quite some time. Arent going to keep any of your players around sorry. I will give you another chance to be wrong though.
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False ProphetAll-Star
928 days ago
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only santana and nathan aren't signed through 2010. They might win one soon, as I suspect ozzies going out the door pretty soon. And hey, you called for the comment. I post to please/provoke trolls :)
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
928 days ago
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Can we stop the "my penis is big" comments already? It's douche bags like you who ruin it for guys like me that DO have a big penis... jeez!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
928 days ago
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it's so big it's actually more of a cock than it is a penis...
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False ProphetAll-Star
928 days ago
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A. Great stuff ManRays B. I wasn't lying
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
928 days ago
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Oh, ok. You're not lying!@

Wanna come over and show me? What EXACTLY do you think it would benefit me in thinkong you're penis was large? Are you hoping we can sword fight? Wanna go walk through a forest at dawn and compare ourselves to God's morning wood?

I mean, I'm really not gay without you paying me a hefty sum of money, I know you're broke so WHAT are you trying to tell me by reaffirming that you claim to be A) Well endowed and B) not a liar?
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
928 days ago
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I think it is pretty obvious what he is trying to tell you. I think he is trying to cross beams if you know what I mean. He likes his epee to touch another. There are only two types of people that wear hawaiian shirts. Big fat party animals and gay guys. And he doesnt look like a big fat party animal to me.
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
928 days ago
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Gentlemen, Please! This discussion regarding genetalia is far from productive and quite useless in my humble opinion. Let's not digress to the point of becoming cavemen now. I, as much as the next fella have basked in the glory of my manhood from time to time, but this is neither the time or the place for this nonsense. I must say on a related matter, in my youth I would enjoy attending Twins matches with my childhood lover, Prudence, and would surprise her with my "7th inning stretch" if you get my meaning.... (where I would insert my great member into a box of cracker-jack caramel corn) But let's please get back to the issue at hand.
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Davis21wylieMVP
928 days ago
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You knockin' cavemen now? caveman_1.jpg
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
928 days ago
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Shut the Hell up you brit speaking, over annunciating, flaming douchebag. Listen here. I just call it how I see it and if you happened to get your panties in a ruffle then F@#$ yourself and find someplace else to go. What the hell is with Canucks anyway.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
928 days ago
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Jerry Stackhouse will sue you if you use his picture like that Dice21Dub!
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Davis21wylieMVP
928 days ago
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You know, and all this time I thought Stack looked more like these guys: ferengi.jpg
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
928 days ago
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AF2, your coarse language is not just offensive to me, but to the entire forum. I merely would like to discuss the Twins and the glaring validity of Mr. Moneiro's arguments. If my grandfather had come across such insight when he built the Chicago Tribune, perhaps the Sun Times would not have the market for legitimate sports writing cornered!
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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Why is False Prophet flaming this thread simply because he disagrees with Leslie's column? Leslie makes some very good arguments and reasonable suggestions to help improve a dreadful Twins season. I can respect the fact that False Prophet is a big time Twins fan but this team is underperforming and Leslie is showing tremendous courage and conviction by stating what needs to be done.

Get off your high horse False Prophet and stop trolling Leslie's posts with all your pseudo-names just to destroy his hard work. Go back to your own page if you want to write about the Minnesota Twins. Don't try to build yourself up by tearing down Leslie.

Keep up the great work Leslie and don't let these fools like False Prophet ruin your work. You have a great future as a sports journalist. These guys are just jealous of your talent, especially False Prophet.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
928 days ago
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False Prophet has nothing else to talk about since the Heat went fishing... Only 2 more months until we get another season of overhyped Patriots articles ending in the usual post-season excusefest.
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False ProphetAll-Star
928 days ago
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No, only a few more days till the Twins articles return. The Heat are over, as the Deisel is likely through. I'm gonna ride the bulls and Spurs for different reasons. I like the Spurs for their teamwork (they have stars, but not a superstar really). I'm gonna ride the Bulls because they're young. I'm in stop gap team mode till the Wolves get decent again.

The Pats have Randy, Stallworth, Washington, Welker, Caldwell, Gaffeny, Watson, Maroney, and Faulk as targets. I smell a lot of passing!!!

And wait till next hockey season, I'm starting up the wild bandwagon
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False ProphetAll-Star
928 days ago
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I've written a lot of good stuff here. I just have been doing a few other projects that's hurt my article output. Learn your history here AF
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
928 days ago
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huh, huh...he said ride the Bulls. huh huh
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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I visited False Prophet's page. One of his "columns" is copying and pasting the NFL draft results. That just doesn't quite measuring up to Leslie's talents now, does it?
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False ProphetAll-Star
928 days ago
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I actually covered that event here. And Manny, nothing I said in the flamewar is to be taken seriously about size.
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
928 days ago
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I must extend my sincere apologies as a new member of this forum, FP. I only recently aquired a computer and am afraid I've already had 1 too many mint juleps this morning. I concede to the fact that my post may have been inflamatory, but don't think that Mr. Monteiro meant any ill will towards the Twins organization, as his article is more a critique than criticism.
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False ProphetAll-Star
928 days ago
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I'm critiquing his article, there's no hard feelings against you
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
928 days ago
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Is there such a thing as "one too many Mint Juleps" in the morning, fine sir?
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
928 days ago
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I am sensing sarcasm in your comment, Mr. Stiles, and I think that a young whippersnapper like yourself might benefit from some careful introspection. "Let he who is without whiskey take the first shot" A privledged man in his autumn years takes no umbrage with what others might deem a vice!
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Davis21wylieMVP
928 days ago
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Mr. Smythe is quickly becoming one of my favorite commenters!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
928 days ago
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Sarcasm? Me NEVER! Oh, wait... did you say sarcasm?

Sarcasm is just a thin veil of sarcasm over a big vat of sarcasm.

I'm not sure, if you stuttered more you'd be Foghorn Leghorn.

Hey! I wasn't being sarcastic! I am liberally libated (and not on mint juleps, but now I want one, thanks!@)
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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It is interesting to note that world famous sports columnist Jay Mariotti often refers to "blowing" the Chicago Bulls and here today we learn that False Prophet desires "to ride" them. Weird huh?

And who ever asked False Prophet to critique Leslie's wonderful and thought-provoking tirade against the Minnesota Twins?

Leslie, please ignore this False Prophet troll.
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Anonymous Fanatic #5
928 days ago
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Leslie writes like Jay, and, as I said elsewheres, that isn't a good thing. After going over some of his* work, he's got a long way to go to become a journalist. A single sentence is not a paragraph. He needs to use the right tense, and learn the difference between "in" and "on". The style though is very muddied.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
928 days ago
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Lesle, although still an idiot, writes better than False Prophet.
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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Take that back Anon Fan #1! Leslie Monteiro is a literary genius and a modern day Shakespeare. False Prophet is NOTHING compared to Leslie. At least Mr. Monteiro has the courage and conviction to write about important things that matter in life such as the pathetic decline of the Minnesota Twins. All that False Prophet seems to care about is trolling Leslie's posts and bashing him. What does False Prophet ever offer in terms of dynamic writing and insight? Apparently nothing. So how do we go about arranging this important contest between Manny Stiles and False Prophet? Maybe Leslie could write a column about it?
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
928 days ago
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Indeed, I must concur! If only fans and writers such as Leslie existed when free agency became the demise of professional athletics.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
928 days ago
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Hey Anon 5 Leslie although not as polished as your Mr. Mariotti, still writes better than False Prophet. How did the Miami Heat do? It's been so long ago I have forgotten.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
928 days ago
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yeah, but they both have bigger penises than Jay Mariotti, so it all evens out?
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
928 days ago
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Ah, Miami, a hotbed of exploration - there's more than one reason why their basketball club is named the Heat! From what has been privately described by a dear friend and illustrious Chicago sports journalist, lockeroom antics and South Beach nightclub discretions have never been such intimate bedfellows.
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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Hey Manny, are you trying to imply to us that Jay Mariotti is a MAN?
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Anonymous Fanatic #5
928 days ago
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This is true. However, he* (Mariotti) is not and would be an example for anything. Adding to that, it is not "my" Mr. Mariotti.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
928 days ago
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More of a man than you Anon 3
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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You are not fooling anyone on this thread Anon Fan#1. Everyone here knows that you are really False Prophet just pretending to be some crazed idiotic lunatic named Anon Fan#1.

And I can prove it because False Prophet claimed to have "banned" Anon Fan#1 and it turned out that all the time False Prophet really was just Anon Fan#1 to begin with otherwise Anon Fan#1 wouldn't be allowed here to post.

I want to thank Leslie Monteiro for helping me orchestrate that last sentence. I am a now a better person for the experience.
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
928 days ago
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What cloak and daggery! Is this "False Prophet" creating straw men to bolster his position? This is an ingenious approach. I must report this to the administrators of this forum!
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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Hey, is there an admin out there that can take care of this situation? Please ban False Prophet. It is NOT funny to pretend to be someone else. Right Leslie?
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
928 days ago
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Where did False Prophet go? Is it recess time?
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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What's the problem Anon Fan#1. Can't you login and out as False Prophet fast enough? You are fooling nobody, especially Leslie.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
928 days ago
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Very funny Anon Fan 3. I do not claim to be False Prophet. It is just that Leslie actually writes better than he does. Is that such a bad thing to want to aspire to the greatness that is Jay Mariotti while the real False Prophet strikes me as more of a Carol Slezak type.
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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Of course you will not claim to be False Prophet, Anon Fan#1. How stupid do you think Leslie is?
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
928 days ago
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Cant you all pull your head from your gigantic anus and see something. Who cares about False Prophet. All he is is a fake. Look at the name. Flase Prophet. What does that mean, he is a fake. He is a shame and a little pricked douchebag that is hiding behind a fake name to try and mindwash all you dillweeds into listening to the trite that is spewing from his mouth.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
928 days ago
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Well, actually, VERY. He is just not as bad as False Prophet.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
928 days ago
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Jay Mariotti=Bad

Leslie=Worse False Prophet=Worst.

H2
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Anonymous Fanatic #5
928 days ago
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Right on the money AF #3
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Anonymous Fanatic #5
928 days ago
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Sorry AF #1, I meant you.
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
928 days ago
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I don't see why there is need for all of this defamation of Leslie, "False Prophet" and Jay Mariotti. I assume it is because you feel threatened by their lifestyle choice? Back in my day, sports activities and the "love that dare not speak its name" were not permitted to exist in the harmony it does in modern times. I think some people here need to grow up.
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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What are you trying to say there Smythe?
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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It seems that the admins finally got a hold of the situation here and banned that troll False Prophet. Can we now please get back to an intelligent discussion about Leslie's masterpiece? tb
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Anonymous Fanatic #5
928 days ago
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Are you sure he's not just off-line?
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False ProphetAll-Star
928 days ago
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I'm an admin myself, not a troll. Trolls don't make intellegent comments
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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"I'm an admin myself, not a troll. Trolls don't make intellegent comments" Sorry but I must have to assume that a legitimate administrator for this blog service would be able to spell "intelligent" correctly. Therefore, I must conclude based upon your own inference, that you are indeed a troll.
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False ProphetAll-Star
928 days ago
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since when does spelling=adminsip? If so, then I guess anyone can be an admin. it makes no sense
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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Only if that means admins are not "intellegent" thus sharing a common attribute as a troll. This is all very silly, can we please return to an intelligent (note spelling) discussion of Mr. Monteiro's column? There is so much more to discuss about his astute observations concerning the future of the Minnesota Twins.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
928 days ago
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So you are a troll.
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False ProphetAll-Star
928 days ago
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how so? Since when does not ass kissing everything equal trolling
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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Because you cannot spell "intelligent" correctly.
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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Perhaps Mr. Clayton can help us decide if False Prophet is a troll or an admin?
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
928 days ago
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I'm not completely clear on specific protocol of the interweb community, but are said "trolls" able to warn users about the nature of their comments? I believe I might have been errant when I assumed that certain folks here were all cut from the same cloth, as it were. Sorry to cause offense, I just have little tolerance for the posters here who have made homophobic comments.
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False ProphetAll-Star
928 days ago
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A. That's a personal Attack

B. I'm not a troll

C. When have I said anything homophobic?
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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Glad you are back Mr. Clayton. And thank you for your intellIgent comment. I agree completely and also remain completely unthreatened by possible alternate lifechoice selections made by a certain author and a certain posters of indeterminate current "social" behavior. It is so good to participate on a blog service that permits open minded dialogue.
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
928 days ago
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Not you, FP. I'm referring to the slurs by those phillistines AF2 and AF3!
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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What attack? Huh? Everything's cool here, what's the problem?
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
928 days ago
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Not you, Anonymous Fanatic 3 - the Old Anonymous Fanatic 3 - see above. He tried to hurt my feelings.
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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Why is it considered a "personal attack" for Mr. Clayton to not approve of homophobic comments? I am really confused by False Prophet's claim. Please help me out with that one. And why can't we all just get along? I think some of us need to read Leslie's historic paper concerning "Gays In Sports". Mr. Monteiro is quite right (once again) that one's sexuality has nothing to do with being a professional athlete. Perhaps we should apply that rule here at ArmChairGM for posters as well.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
928 days ago
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Just referring to the intelligent comment part of the equation.
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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Can we please just start all over again here? Let's analzye these brilliant and insightful statements from Mr. Leslie Monteiro:

"They need to start playing defense better. They make great catches, but they are doing a horrible job throwing the ball to the infielders. They need to know how to steal bases.

This is something that they did not do against the White Sox, which is why they lost the series to them last week."

I want to be sure that I am reading this correctly. Is Mr. Monteiro actually suggesting that if the Minnesota Twins play better fundamental baseball, then it is quite possible for this team to beat other notably better ballclubs such as the Chicago White Sox?

Why hasn't this manuscript been delivered over to the trusting hands of the Twins organization. Surely this would be quite valuable to the team's coaching staff?

Let's discuss the ramifications of such a scenario towards the rest of the Twins season.
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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Doesn't anybody want to talk about Leslie's work of brilliance? It would be a shame not to do so.
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
928 days ago
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The following is pure poetry:

"They are hit-or-miss at the plate."

"The Twins calling up Garrett Jones was a good start to shake up this anemic offense."

"Finally, he ran to third when a Twins hitter hit the ball to the third baseman. This is simply unacceptable and there has to be some consequences. A team can not tolerate mental mistakes like that. This team needs to find a way to improve internally.

They need to take better at-bats."
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Anonymous Fanatic #6
928 days ago
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You're so right. I'm a first timeer here and I thought this was about sports and good baseball writing. Thanks Leslie. Lets get back to the reel story. If the Twins want to beat the White sox then they need to focus on fundementals like throwing and hitting the ball.
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
928 days ago
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Baseball fundamentals aside, we know that the Twins are competent at catching, but they can be a little off with their pitching.
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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But doesn't Leslie's observations apply to so much more than just baseball? These are life lessons to follow! If anyone deserved the title "Prophet", it is indeed Leslie Monteiro. My goodness, just think if we all practiced and executed the fundamentals of our daily existence a little bit better, we could all be winners in life instead of losers like the Minnesota Twins! I'm sure the Dalai Lama would love to learn Leslie Monteiro's brilliant teachings.
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
928 days ago
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When I was young, I was a pitcher on the field. Off the field, a catcher.
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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Is that a quote from Catcher in the Rye, Mr. Clayton?
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Anonymous Fanatic #6
928 days ago
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Yes. There are choices in life. and in baseball Maybe that's all Leslie says here. she seems to know alot about the fundementelatly of the game. Why is there so much sarcasm?
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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She or He? Now, I am confused.
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Anonymous Fanatic #6
928 days ago
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Sorry I didn't mean to type that. I'm not always a good speller.
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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Oh, I see. Are you an admin like False Prophet as well?
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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Sorry, I believe we got off topic again. Let's continue:

"Injuries have played a big role for this team's problems. Rondell White, Joe Mauer, Michael Cuddyer, and Luis Castillo has had injuries. These guys need to find a way to stay healthy."

Leslie Monteiro brings up an interesting point once again. And I find myself asking this question, why on earth would these baseball players want to purposefully injure themselves? Is it that bad to play for the Minnesota Twins? How should management prevent these players from getting hurt? Keeping'em on the bench? Live in giant bubbles? Any thoughts?
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Anonymous Fanatic #7
928 days ago
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ask the Cubs
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Anonymous Fanatic #4
928 days ago
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or the sox
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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Why are the admins conspiring against our conversation threads of enlightenment, as inspired by Leslie Monteiro?

I want to thank the person who so bravely provided me the URL to share to all:

"I'm almost finished with the page, just need to figure out formatting so the lineups/rosters are vertical instead of horizontal. Too much info? Too long in content? And please put an end to the Leslie bashing.

kelsdad

I think this is absolutely related to the recent Leslie Monteiro/Anon activity, as well as the appearance of one Clayton St. John Smythe Esq. Not sure what to do about it, but I agree with Kelsdad, it's getting annoying. - Davis21wylie 20:55, 15 May 2007 (UTC)"

http://www.a...ser_talk:DNL
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Anonymous Fanatic #6
928 days ago
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I too am inspired by Leslie and I think the bashing of her must stop.
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Anonymous Fanatic #8
928 days ago
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Leslie is not a she
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Anonymous Fanatic #6
928 days ago
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Sorry I did it again. sometimes I'm so stupid.I think it would be ok if she was a he.
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Anonymous Fanatic #8
928 days ago
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Who are you?
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Anonymous Fanatic #6
928 days ago
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I write for the Chicago Sun Times.
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Anonymous Fanatic #8
928 days ago
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Somehow that's what I thought.
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Anonymous Fanatic #6
928 days ago
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I have lots of friends that can help you Leslie.
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Anonymous Fanatic #8
928 days ago
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I'm not Leslie. I'm hetrosexual.
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Anonymous Fanatic #6
928 days ago
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Oh. stop. I mean with the writing and stuff
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Anonymous Fanatic #8
928 days ago
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Do you know Jay Mariotti?
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Anonymous Fanatic #9
928 days ago
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This thread has a lot of comments!
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
928 days ago
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Why are the admins talking about this thread behind our backs? At last check, this is the most popular page on the entire website and I'm sure that makes the advertisers extremely happy.

Oh, by the way it appears that one of the admins - that Davis guy - pretends to be Kevin Garnett over on MySpace to pick up the chicks.

Check it out: "Whoever runs the ArmchairGM myspace page should add him as a friend! As for me, I don't have/want a myspace page -- unless you count this fake one where I'm Kevin Garnett... - Davis21wylie 17:15, 2 May 2007 (UTC)"

Reference: http://www.a...ser_talk:DNL

The MySpace Site: http://profi...did=59294250

Rather unethical behavior from an admin, isn't it? And besides isn't identity fraud a crime? The T-Wolves and Garnett were forwarded the information. Maybe the Chicago Sun-Times would be interested in the story?
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Anonymous Fanatic #6
928 days ago
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I think I know where this is going. did someone from jay the joke send you here/
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Anonymous Fanatic #8
928 days ago
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I don't know what you mean. Tell me the joke about Jay and I'll let you know.
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Anonymous Fanatic #6
928 days ago
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Jay is a funny little man that sits in his office 1 day a week and writes sports stories.no one really likes him and I'm not really sure why. It's sad to see someone with no friends
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Anonymous Fanatic #8
928 days ago
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I hear he's not allowed in locker rooms in Chicago
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Anonymous Fanatic #6
928 days ago
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That's true. But I think it's because he"s scared.
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Anonymous Fanatic #6
928 days ago
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Jay is not a bad guy and I doubt that he's scared of anyone in chicago locker rooms
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Anonymous Fanatic #6
928 days ago
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I'm sure Jay likes locker rooms.
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Anonymous Fanatic #8
928 days ago
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At least the smell of the used jock laundry bag.
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Anonymous Fanatic #6
928 days ago
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Now you're just making fun of a man that is just insiteful as Leslie.
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Anonymous Fanatic #6
928 days ago
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Wtf, I thought this was about sports not Jay Mariotti
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Anonymous Fanatic #8
928 days ago
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Right, what does he know about sports?
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Anonymous Fanatic #6
928 days ago
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About as much as Leslie Monteiro!
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Anonymous Fanatic #9
928 days ago
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Is this Les the Laugh?
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Anonymous Fanatic #9
928 days ago
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I did an internet search for "award winning sports bloggers" and found this!
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Anonymous Fanatic #6
928 days ago
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What?
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Anonymous Fanatic #8
928 days ago
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The joke about Jay is an old one.

Q: why did Jay cross the road?

A: his dick was stuck in the chicken.
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Anonymous Fanatic #6
928 days ago
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Can we get back to baseball?
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Anonymous Fanatic #10
928 days ago
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Absolutely! I really loved this column on the demise of the Twins. What was your favorite part?
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Anonymous Fanatic #10
928 days ago
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I just came to this website and am APPALLED at the lack of respect shown to Leslie Monteiro, primarily by FALSE PROPHET.

How can ArmChairGM designate this irresponsible individual as an admin? That is an absolute joke with all of this malarkey comments clearly incited by a so-called administrator? Pardon my french, but what in darnation is going on around here?

For the record, I am a strong admirer of Leslie Monteiro's writing and look forward to another column in the very near future.

Keep writing Leslie and don't let fools like False Prophet destroy your career aspirations.

Perhaps this website could see fit to turning off the comment section altogether for Mr. Monteiro's columns?
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False ProphetAll-Star
928 days ago
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I dissagree with what Leslie says, but enjoy how he writes. The point of this site isn't to make it so everyone talks about how much they love each person's work. It's supposed to create discussion
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Anonymous Fanatic #10
928 days ago
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False Prophet owes everyone here an apology but most of all to Leslie.
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RoblefkoLegend
928 days ago
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If you just came to this website, how did you even know who is or isnt an admin. you're obviously lying.
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False ProphetAll-Star
928 days ago
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Rob, no one understands how they know what they know, it's just a fact that they know this stuff
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Anonymous Fanatic #9
928 days ago
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The comments section serves Leslie well, as it's a great forum for his many fans. I'm surprised at the great number of comments for an article about the Twins, but after reading Leslie's other works I can see how he's developed such a fan-base. He speaks his mind and tells it like it is, doesn't just write bland and predictable homerisms and whatnots.
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Anonymous Fanatic #9
928 days ago
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Perhaps if Leslie could lend this brand of insightful journalism to issues concerning the Cubs and White Sox, fans in Chicago could learn to get along.
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Anonymous Fanatic #10
928 days ago
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Agreed. A column by Leslie Monteiro would mightily look at home on the backpage of the Chicago Sun-Times! And, this is a much nicer discussion unlike those nasty comments by False Prophet.
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Anonymous Fanatic #7
928 days ago
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Chicago does not need another Jay Mariotti
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Anonymous Fanatic #9
928 days ago
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After reading this whole thread, False Prophet seemed to be entertaining some trolls. Kinda strange behavior for an admin... Speaking of strange behavior, what the hell is this Clayton St. John Smythe guy talking about??? Seems like a total crazy old basketcase!
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Anonymous Fanatic #9
928 days ago
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Just checked out his bio. Total wierdo.
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Anonymous Fanatic #11
928 days ago
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WTF!
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Anonymous Fanatic #10
928 days ago
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Getting back to the column:

"Wtth the Reds demoting Edwin Encarnacion to the minors and with the Reds needing a reliever badly, how about trading Juan Rincon for him.

Rincon is a setup man, but he can be replaced by Pat Neshek or Glen Perkins.

When a team's offense is that hideous, that team has to give up something.

Encarnacion would be an upgrade over Punto. The days of watching Punto play should be over."

This proposed transaction seems to be a stroke of genius. If the Twins ever pulled the trigger on this deal, a dynasty of 6 or 7 World Series Championships would clearly be expected. Why haven't the Twins thought of this themselves? Hey, if Billy is in Oakland, Theo in Boston, why the heck not Leslie GMing the Twins?
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Anonymous Fanatic #11
928 days ago
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This is riveting stuff guys!
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Anonymous Fanatic #10
928 days ago
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Analyzing Leslie's trade proposal is absolutely stunning. Only a true sports genius could construct such a deal. It is very hard to determine which is Leslie's greater talent - writing or general managing. What do you think?
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Anonymous Fanatic #11
928 days ago
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2 AF10 - I dont know about all that, dude. I just think that this thread is out of control.
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Anonymous Fanatic #6
928 days ago
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It's getting back to the fundementals of good writing and stuff. just like baseball.
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Anonymous Fanatic #11
928 days ago
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How did this Twins story turn into a war room??
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Anonymous Fanatic #10
928 days ago
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Only a true talent such as Leslie Monteiro could inspire over a 100 comments in a single day. Everything was fine and dandy until False Prophet showed up.
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False ProphetAll-Star
928 days ago
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actually, I was here hours before any of you were
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Anonymous Fanatic #10
928 days ago
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Why does False Prophet apologize to the Admins and not to Leslie Monteiro and everyone else here?

"Dan, the encouraging has stopped. It got personal, and I backed out. I just want this to end. --'Prophet "

http://www.a...Davis21wylie
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False ProphetAll-Star
928 days ago
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none of you deserve apologies. Leslie has emailed me and is fine with what I have said
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Anonymous Fanatic #10
928 days ago
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Is it true that the Davis guy (who is also an admin) pretends to be Kevin Garnett over on MySpace in order to meet girls? This website sure has a strange way to qualify individuals to run it.
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Anonymous Fanatic #10
928 days ago
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Detective False Prophet is on the prowl:

"I've stopped feed them. It started as a total joke, thinking it'd be a normal troll war. But, this is insane, and have decided to stop it. Btw, the link you provide has been denied by Leslie himself. I've got no idea what to believe. Come on Meebo when you get a chance and I'll share with you what i've discovered. -- False Prophet 02:17, 16 May 2007 (UTC)"

Who is Meebo?
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False ProphetAll-Star
928 days ago
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a chat client
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Anonymous Fanatic #11
928 days ago
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Meebo is like an IM tool. He is going to F**K you PRANKSTERS UP!
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Anonymous Fanatic #10
928 days ago
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We all need to just get along.
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Anonymous Fanatic #12
928 days ago
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This is like a march of the trolls. Totally out of control. No one really thinks this is good writing?
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The BeastAAA-er
928 days ago
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You trolls need to cut it out, seriously!
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Anonymous Fanatic #10
928 days ago
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I certainly do! This is exception: "There is no guarantee that lightning will strike twice when it comes to last year's feat."
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Anonymous Fanatic #10
928 days ago
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Young man - you are 16 years old and should be in bed now!
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The BeastAAA-er
928 days ago
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Ummm. It is 8:40 on the West Coast, not bedtime!
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Anonymous Fanatic #10
928 days ago
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I noticed your avatar is of the Ducks. This statement from Leslie Monteiro must be most upsetting to you:

"The Ducks were able to receive a taste of their own medicine after dishing out so many cheap shot hits towards their opponents in the first two rounds. It is about time that they got theirs."

Shakespeare could not have been more eloquent, don't you think?
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The BeastAAA-er
928 days ago
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He is mistaken.
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Anonymous Fanatic #10
928 days ago
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Leslie Monteiro is never wrong, is she?
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Anonymous Fanatic #12
928 days ago
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WTF is up with that Smythe guy? Is he like the writer's grandpa or something?
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Anonymous Fanatic #10
928 days ago
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I'd rather read something from Mr. Smythe than anything by a troll like False Prophet. Can we please talk about Leslie's column now?
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Anonymous Fanatic #9
928 days ago
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alright, I'm back, what did i miss?
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Anonymous Fanatic #10
928 days ago
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Well, False Prophet won't apologize to anyone and Beast is a 16 year old with insomnia.
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The BeastAAA-er
928 days ago
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I don't have insomnia asshole!
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Anonymous Fanatic #10
928 days ago
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My mistake but there is no need for profanity.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
927 days ago
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The hating on Insomniacs needs to STOP!!!
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Anonymous Fanatic #12
928 days ago
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There's this guy AF #10 that REALLY likes this guy's writing, a couple of pissed off admins and no comments from the writer.
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
928 days ago
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You can come up with some really interesting sentences if you slowly scroll down this thread and pick out random words.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
927 days ago
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Leslie is still an idiot and False Prophet needs to apologize any way for starting all of this crap. Keep trying Leslie. If writing is your dream you should pursue it. I am sure that there is a small rag somewhere that can use a classified ad writer. And False Prophet, you young sir should be ashamed of yourself for the whole little mess you started here.
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TylersaltAll-Star
927 days ago
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See, this is why I hate the internet.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
927 days ago
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I hate when a really hot chick on a porn site I'm perusing ends up being a tranny... you know, for the most part...
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JuTMSY4Legend
927 days ago
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This sucks, what the hell is going on here...
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Anonymous Fanatic #6
927 days ago
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Sorry to see all this end. It was fun. See ya soon.
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