The Top Ten

by 09dillb

I'm going to start posting top tens frequently, mostly humorous stuff.

Today... The Top Ten Classic Sports Quotes

10- Therapy can be a good thing, it can be therapeutic- Mr. Alex Rodriguez

9- Always root for the winner. That way you won't be dissapointed.- Mr. Tug McGraw

8- You guys line up alphabetically by height- Mr Bill Peterson

7- I've been big ever since I was little.- Mr. William "Refrigerator" Perry

6- Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.- Mr. Joe "Heisman" Theisman

5- Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college. where you figure out that 2 plus 2 is 10, or something- Mr. Dennis Rodman

4- Being humble is a humbling thing- Mr. Maurice "5 Flat" Clarett

3- Playoffs!!!!!!!????- Mr. Jim Mora

2- Practice? We talking 'bout practice?- Mr. Allen Iverson

1- They are who we thought they were!!!- Mr. Dennis Green

SSreportersLegend

779 days ago

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I really think this is teetering towards the lockerroom. Let's take a vote later. Nice though.

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LASportsblogAAA-er

779 days ago

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if your gonna do the last 3, you gotta do the whole quote. Also how did Mike Gundy's I'M A MAN!!! COME AFTER ME... speech not come. Also if your gonna call them quotes, you have to actually, you know use quotation marks.

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09dillbVarsity

779 days ago

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who cares everyone knows they are quotes. and yes I did consider mike gundy. Get a life lsp.

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LASportsblogAAA-er

779 days ago

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Whoa? You're telling me to get a life? You're doing poorly contrsuted re-done and un original Top 10s and your telling me to get a life? You don't want any part of my life buddy. Moreover, without quotation marks your violating creative domain copyrights, so stop being a facktard and a dumbass before you get the whole site that you represent in trouble and use proper quotation marks to represent due credit. ...when it's not one dumbass on this site it's another...

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Oh No RomoDraft Pick

779 days ago

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You call this a list...YOU FORGOT STRAIGHT CASH HOMEY!!!!!!

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Kwasster07Div-I Stud

779 days ago

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How about ,"You play to win the game," by Herm Edwards? Good quotes btw. -Kwass

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LASportsblogAAA-er

779 days ago

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"What are we sitting here talking bout right now? What are we talking about? We in here talking about some practice. Not a game, not a GAME, NOT A GAME, NOT A GAME!!! Not a game, but PRACTICE. Not a game, we talking bout some PRACTICE! Did we play right now? We should be in here talking about how we are gonna win tonights game but no, we talking bout some practice. Not a game... practice."

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09dillbVarsity

778 days ago

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thanks Kwass Oh, LSB, did you make that up, that was terribly wrong.

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LASportsblogAAA-er

778 days ago

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well good job correcting me, the point was to get you to do it right, it's called mocking. Late for College prep english? Or are they giving students Wednesday off now?

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False ProphetAll-Star

778 days ago

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Or Saban's statement about how his team hitting rock bottom is like an alcoholic going through rehab

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LASportsblogAAA-er

778 days ago

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FP don't for get doing though castorphores like this are similar to 9/11 or whatever garbage the actually quote was. I'm lazy and don't care to find it.

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09dillbVarsity

778 days ago

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Yes, they did give us wednesday off. It's because of this holiday called Thanksgiving. It's for family time, you should try it. Oh and before you try to tell me Thanksgiving is tommorow, they let us off a day before because some people have to travel.

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