The Summer of Adam
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So Bobcat forward Adam Morrison is most likely out for the season with a torn labia ACL. After a productive rookie year on offense (11.8 ppg) and a manikin effort on defense, what is everybody's favorite young, mop-topped, whisker-stached, diabetic basketbawler to do with all the free time? We thought we'd toss out a few suggestions:
* Head to the Paragon and help Jerry film a bootlegged copy of Cry, Cry Again for Brody. * Play drums in a Beatles cover band. Name the group: J.J. and I's Anal Beadles. * Eat a candy bar when your insulin levels are low, and shoot insulin when your blood-sugar level is low, to see if you can get a buzz. * Sit in the luxury box with MJ during home games, gamble profusely, shed tears while there is still time on the clock, before you've lost. * Practice defense by playing NBA Live. * Take up gardening, maybe plant some radish seeds. Conserve water by crying on the soil. * Learn how to be an ambassador for the game from sensai Lorenzo Mata. * Take a trip back to Spokane, trip balls with Josh Heytvelt. * Repeat.
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