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The Red Sox Reversed the Curse, They Are Now the Evil Empire

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by Aprisco

It is quite ironic but the Red Sox have become the Yankees. I don't know if people realize it yet, but this is the team that everyone should hate. Look at what the Red Sox have done this year. They signed Dice-K to a ludicrous contract, which, when combined with his posting fee was worth over $100 million. The jury is out on whether he was worth that kind of money. Then they signed Julio Lugo, barely a major league starter--he started two full seasons, is hitting .272 for his career and had 68 major league home runs over a 7 year career, to a 4 year, $36 million contract, oh, and they also threw $70 million at J.D. Drew, a career .283 hitter, who has hit 100 RBIs once and 30+ home runs once. That's $200 million of contracts to average, and in some cases below average players. Yet they are still winning.

They have had Julian Taveraz with his 5.15 ERA in the rotation all season, yet they are still winning. They decided to use somebody named Dustin Pedroia at second base this season, he's only hitting .315 in his rookie season. They took on Mike Lowell as part of a salary dump in the Josh Beckett deal, he's only been the team's best hitter this season hitting .308 and leading the team with 73 RBI.

Injury to Curt Schilling? Let's bring up Kason Gabbard, he'll replace Curt, no problem. Gabbard is 4-0 with a 3.73 ERA. And while we're at it, Jon Lester has recovered from cancer, let's use him as well. He gets a win in his first start of the season. And they quietly signed a pitcher from Japan named Hideki Okajima, who nobody ever heard of and who probably deserves the MVP award (46 appearances, 50 2/3 innings, 29 hits, 2-0, 4 saves, 12 walks, 63ks, 5 earned runs, .89 ERA).

There was a once a team called the New York Yankees. The whole league complained because they threw money around like water at players who were not superstars, took on other team's salary dumps, produced young pitching prospects to help out in a crunch, and scoured the world for hidden, unknown talent. Yep, everyone hated them. Now they are the ones trading high priced veterans (Gary Sheffield, Randy Johnson) for prospects, they are the ones watching their players go down to injuries or old age with no help in sight, and the Evil Empire, Boston Red Sox just keep winning.

 

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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
857 days ago
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A guy I used to work with said, "I hate the Yankees, but I hate the Red Sox more for trying to be the Yankees."
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RomiezzoLegend
857 days ago
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(sarcastic voice) "You're just jealous!" jk
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RomiezzoLegend
857 days ago
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I know, a lot of deals that the Red Sox made this season (I hate to say it) were Yankee like deals, so to speak. But hey, it's working out well for us isn't it? Instead of having the Yanks sign one of the better Yanks pitchers, it worked out well for the Sawx since all they got was Kei Igaw-ful.
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RomiezzoLegend
857 days ago
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A lot of it has to do with luck as well..
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InsanMajor Leaguer
857 days ago
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The Yankees were labeled the Evil Empire because they always won. Yea, the fact that they threw money around added hatred to the team, but it doesn't matter if the team doesn't win. The Yanks always won and that's why they are labeled the Evil Empire. Until the Sox can get 26 championships and go on 9 consecutive division title runs, they will never be considered the Evil Empire. That name belongs to the Yanks.
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JuTMSY4Legend
857 days ago
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You're aware that the Evil Empire losses in the end...right?

So...the sox are the rebel alliance?

I was hoping it was the Royals...it is a triple A team afterall...
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InsanMajor Leaguer
857 days ago
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Well the whole thing with the Evil Empire is that it never dies. There is always a Sith Lord no matter how many times you kill him. In Star Wars Episode 6, Vader kills the Sith Lord and Luke becomes the hero. But in books 7, 8, & 9, you find out that Luke becomes the Sith Lord. So the Yankees will never die, you might kill them, but they come back even stronger (Yankees of the 20's, Yankees of the 50's, Yankees of the 70's, Yankees of the 90's).
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