The Real Essence of a Fantasy Football Team

by LastRow

Here it is, we’re already heading into week three of the NFL season…Which also means that we’re heading into the third week of our fantasy football season as well. For some of us, two weeks into both seasons, we’re really enjoying ourselves…And others, well, we’re getting a pretty damn good idea what it’s like to walk in Charlie Weis’s shoes right about now! For peeps with the likes of let’s say the number one overall pick in every draft LaDainian Tomlinson, Larry Johnson, Steven Jackson, and every New Orleans Saint known to man…Well, chances are you’re looking for a tall tree with a short rope! Believe me, I feel the agony too! It’s a damn good thing I dubbed my team as The Heartbreakers…It damn well sure fits!

Now heading into all our fantasy drafts everybody likes to be so prepared…Doing their best impression of Mel Kiper Jr.. I always have wanted to ask him one question! "Does he ever take a piss on draft day?" I have to tell you, sitting at the local Winghouse on my draft day…Hell, I was up and down like a damn bowling pin! At any rate by the last couple of rounds and a few pitchers of frosty hops in I began to start drafting waitresses to finalize my squad! You know the last few rounds are always tough to begin with, but try having the beer goggles on and you see nothing but this …Yeah, now you know my dilemma! The goggles…They don’t lie!

Nevertheless I thought I came up with a pretty damn good squad, but so far after two games is hasn’t panned out as I would liked…Playing the game as though they were trying out to be in "The Replacements" Part Deux! Although they’re not as bad as Notre Dame…They do score! And surprising enough this was the first year I decided to use one of those "Cheat Sheets"…Yeah, those really work!

At any rate, here’s my team The Heartbreakers…And the oh, so, tasty pictures everybody drools for included…AKA, my "Draft Cheat Sheet! Bringing the real essence of a fantasy football team to the forefront!

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Jessica Alba –(RB) Quite simply the L.T. of this brand of fantasy football…I had the overall number one pick. I know, lucky me!

Gisele Bundchen – (QB) Went with a hunch that she knows something about playing the position

Charlize Theron – (WR) A sure handed wide receiver!…The hottest safe cracker out there with million dollar hands – See "Italian Job")

Alessandra Ambrosio - (WR) The combination of Bundchen to Ambrosio has to be mentioned in the same breath as Manning to Harrison

Katharine McPhee – (RB) Hot, I mean young talented playmaker

Victoria Silvstedt – (WR) An oldie, but goodie! Besides, you need a seasoned vet at one wide receiver position, (whoa boys, go easy on the word "position).

Jenna Jameson - (RB) The longer the game goes, the more she begins to wear you down…Good luck trying to stop her defense!

Leeann Tweeden – (QB) The upside is there!

Amanda Beard – (WR) Another tall lanky wide receiver…Her on one side & Victoria on the other just has "FANTASY" written all over it!

Stacey Keibler – (WR) Yet another tall wide receiver, with great foot work

Natalie Gulbis – (RB) Has an excellent pair of hands…Can catch the ball out of the backfield on 3rd down

Mariah Carey – (RB) A bruising type back…You know, like Jerome Bettis, "Touchdown Vulture", I mean "Fantasy Hall of Famer" Mike Alstott.

Torrie Wilson – (DEFENSE) One rugged bitch, I mean beast…And you thought the Bears D was tough!

Kathy Ireland – (K) "Necessary Roughness"…NUFF SAID!

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