The Not Ready for FSN Network
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by BlueCarp
=== Carter Blackburn and Brian Jones broadcast the North Carolina at East Carolina football game on CSTV.
With less than a minute to go in the tie game, the Heels lined up for a 51 yard field goal attempt for the lead. They are within the range of their kicker, Connor Barth.
The attempt failed. According to Blackburn and Jones, Tar Heel head coach Butch Davis called for a fake that failed.
Except he did not. The holder dropped the ball, got up to try and run and was tackled. That is not a fake. That is a “busted play.”
The two morons in the booth never corrected their call. In fact, they referred to it as a fake on several more occasions. Perhaps they felt like Bill Parcells called a fake on the Dallas Cowboys’ last play of the playoffs last year when the ball slipped through Tony Romo’s hands.
It is not just the fault of Blackburn and Jones for not paying attention. Someone talks to those guys in their headset. Someone should have corrected them.
But it gets worse.
After the game, Blackburn throws it back to the CSTV “Field House” where two clowns lounge on a couch in untucked dress shorts.
Clown number one is Scott Zolak, former Maryland quarterback from the 1980’s. He said “I tell you what, they are not paying Butch Davis to come to North Carolina to make stupid coaching decisions like that. . . . That is stupid.”
Apparently, Scott, they pay you to make stupid comments. Next time, watch the game before you open your piehole and stick your boot in it.
Clown number two, Adam Zucker, just sat there.
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