The Mitchell Report Should've Listed Tim McCarver

Absolutely this is a joke BTW. George Mitchell listed some obvious ones (Bonds, Sheffield, Giambi brothers), but he never listed the one and only McCarver. During his playing days, McCarver had put in a video demonstrating what a steroid was, he has done this every year up until 2007. Here is the transcript of the first ever edition:

"Hello, I'm Tim McCarver, and I'm saying no to steroids. What is steroids you ask? Well let me show you, when a player is on steroids, he uses a syringe, with the steroids inside, now let me stick it in my arm, there we go."

He admitted it right there and then. If Mitchell hadn't neglected him, maybe FOX would be uncomfortable letting a roided person sit in the booth with anyone for that matter. Maybe they would cancel his show so we don't painfully hear his opinion on other sports. You heard it here first.