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The Mitchell Report: Propoganda

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by Phoenix Superfan

Ultimately, this is the biggest piece of propaganda since The Boston Massacre. We learned nothing new today. Roger Clemens and Andy Pettitte were both on the Jason Grimsley Report. Everyone already knew about Barry Bonds. Miguel Tejada was mentioned in Jose Canseco's book and was the guy Rafael Palmeiro pointed his finger at (no-pun intended).

Eric Gagne isn't even relevant anymore other than to give Mitchell his token Red Sox player to avoid the impression of a conflict of interest.

The funniest part about the whole thing is that Fernando Vina and not Albert Belle was on this report. But then again, you would have already known that if you read the Canseco book. Who, by the way, is the most honest man in baseball since Jim Bouton.

The only thing that will ultimately come out of this is to bring Clemens to the forefront. How harshly the media treats him in the future will be the true test of how much racism is involved in the Bonds issue.

Clemens is one the worst teammates of all-time and was always a guy who was all about the money. The only difference other than being white between Clemens and Bonds is that Clemens doesn't cheat on his wife (another tidbit from the Canseco book).

Otherwise this thing is a tremendous waste of paper.


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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
736 days ago
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What Mitchell Report?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
736 days ago
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"The Boston Massacre" Is Alex nodding his head in agreement?
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KelsdadAll-Star
736 days ago
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If I'm Clemens or Pettitte I'm blaming everything on Knoblauch. His aim was so bad with his throws, who's to say it was any better with a syringe? "So me and Andy are in the shower and Knobby and Justice walk in." "All of a sudden we feel a sharp prick in our asses, all we could think of it was either Knobby's syringe or Justice's d*ck."
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
736 days ago
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That sensation felt in their arses strangely only occurred when A-Hole jumped in for a third shower.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
735 days ago
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"How harshly the media treats him in the future will be the true test of how much racism is involved in the Bonds issue."

Absolutely incorrect. This would only be true if one variable (level of racism) affected a persons view of another person. But we know this is incorrect. Bonds has always been a surly personality. A good comparison talent-wise and 'playing era'-wise is Ken Griffey Jr. Do people dislike Jr? Would they mind him getting the HR record? I don't think so. People want to see people they like succeed and people they dislike fail, and conversely dislike seeing people they don't like succeed. Get it?

And Hank Aaron was black, so how it is racism, again, is mind boggling. But many people like Hank Aaron, and many did not want to see him lose the record, to Bond's, someone that many dislike.
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