The Manliest Moment in Sports History

by user Jamel

So this is just my opinion and my opinion only-- I love football!- I also like lacrosse, rugby and hockey- enjoy some baseball.

If a sport doesn't have physical contact than it just doesn't feel like a sport to me- more like a hobby thing- like golf. I have certain criterias that I BELIEVE make up a sport: 1) involves teams and 2) physical contact. That's a sport to me.

So I guess this could be a two point discussion:

1. What is the manliest sport of all- (and you can decide for yourself what I mean by manly)?

2. What is the manliest moment in all of sports?

3. Heck, why do you love the sport you do?

Oh, and if you want- which men in sports has hit the most hot chicks?

Peace out.

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JamelAll-American

891 days ago

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This is pretty manly- Brady is a god- someone should give this guy a reward for this

Bridget Moynahan

Gisele Bundchen

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ChristofMVP

891 days ago

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Yowsher!

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JamelAll-American

891 days ago

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Does Urlacher gains or lose points because of this

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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity

891 days ago

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He gains points, but definitely risked losing his penis.

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BigPPupMajor Leaguer

891 days ago

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He loses points no question

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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity

891 days ago

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1. Football is the manliest sport of all.

2. The manliest moment in sports is when a QB eats turf. 3. I love football because it's not gay or retarded.

4. Wilton Norman "Wilt" Chamberlain is the biggest pimp in all of sports.

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JamelAll-American

891 days ago

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Clayton you seem like an intelligent man- can you please explain some of your answers for me? Perhaps name a single great MOMENT in sports- real life event- like when faggy Marino got sacked- and remember Clayton- there is nothing wrong with eating a little rug (or turf) as you said-

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InsanMajor Leaguer

891 days ago

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I think rugby is the manliest sport, Check out my recent article here for my reasons.

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JamelAll-American

891 days ago

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Insan- rugby is pretty manly but remember I once played and these guys kept grabbing my balls in the scrum- it lost some manly points after that- but yeah good sport-

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InsanMajor Leaguer

891 days ago

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Were you playing this past Sunday in Manhattan?

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JamelAll-American

891 days ago

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No I wasn't- I was playing in Chicago this past Sunday- same thing happened but this time at every scrum- how was I suppose to know it was Gay Pride- is that what you were getting at Insan? This guy also tackled me- I feel on my stomach and he feel on top of me- NOW THAT'S SEXUAL ABUSE- you try bucking off a 250 lb gay dude once he's gotten you in that position- I punched him in the nuts after so he wouldn't try it again- somehow I think he got off on it.

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InsanMajor Leaguer

891 days ago

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Yes, the parade was the joke I was trying to make.

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JamelAll-American

891 days ago

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I was at the Chicago parade- I have a gay buddy so that's why I feel like I can make all the gay and fag jokes- anyway, there was this dude who wore a devil rays jersey and hat- kinda big dude- freaky looking- anyway, during the rugby game he would look at us without blinking- we asked if he wanted to play but he said no "I only play baseball and basketball"- his gaze freaked us all out- even the guys who grabbed my balls- isn't that weird? Anyway, I later saw him on a float

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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity

891 days ago

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Wait. Did this guy carry around a 16 year old kid on his shoulders? I think I saw him too!

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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

891 days ago

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Wrong parade there Mr. Smythe. I believe that was the NAMBLA rally next door.

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JamelAll-American

891 days ago

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He had a goatee and short brownish hair- could have used a tan if you ask me-

I think he is one of the guys here http://www.y...=G2xaDZrg7CE

http://www.y...=dcCzNg6IGyk

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

891 days ago

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keep it up, Jamelle

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JamelAll-American

891 days ago

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Why did you spell my name wrong?? I don't get that? That's not even funny- and I posted a response to you about the brain powers behind playing baseball- what's wrong with you? (on the NFL thread thing)Mannatha- ha ha ah - that's so funny!!

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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

891 days ago

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Minny spelled your name wrong? Where?

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

891 days ago

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Do I gotta do everything for you numbnuts? Erik-a is sooooo much easier...

Now go back to your penis conversations and NAMBLA referencing.

Seriously, get some creativity. You guys spend too much time worrying about your hero - ME

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JamelAll-American

891 days ago

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Yeah, Minny mouse spelled my name like a girl- it hurt my feelings- I'm really upset- Hey did you read that fucktard wrote that it takes more brain power to play baseball than football- it's on the thread where we were talking about how awesome football is

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JamelAll-American

891 days ago

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Who is Eric? or Erik? or whatever? Have you gone insane Mannysa? DO you have an alter ego? How Manny different people exist in your little brain? This is Manny talking? This is Eric talking? What's wrong with you?

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

891 days ago

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Oh, I have a whole bunch of us up in here... Clint Meatwood, Matty Staxx, Willie "Blisterthumb" Jones, Rich Dinero's here, Pork Chop, Girth Brooks, Kevin Clay, Guy Incognito left a little while ago and Rikky Grommett will be here any minute... I know I forgot someone and will hear about it when we go jam in the studio later...

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

891 days ago

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and as a father and former child, you should know it's Minnie, not Minny Mouse... loser.

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JamelAll-American

891 days ago

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Those all sound like gay porno names- whatever dude- whatever sick stuff you are into is your own business- but since you are a stay at home dad and are suppose to be taking care of your kids I hope you only sleep with men outside of your house- the kids don't need to be around that environment

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

891 days ago

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Wow, see my mind doesn't work with a constant phallofilter like yours. Sure, I'm nuts and you can't stop thinking about male genetalia.

I bet you couldn't go a whole day without referencing male gentalia - you would cease to exist.

I really set myself up there saying "when we go jam in the studio", eh? You call me a fag and I don't care who is a fag or not. That must bother the shit out of you!

Erik has many styles. Jamel has many -Philes... See the difference?

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Willf123JV Squad

891 days ago

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There are many hockey players who have played with injuries in the playoffs that would fell a normal human being. Jack Youngblood playing on a broken left leg for the entire playoffs, Super Bowl, and Pro Bowl in 1980 also comes to mind. Ronnie Lott having the end of his left pinky amputated so he wouldnt miss games after getting it stuck in a facemask also comes to mind.

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JamelAll-American

891 days ago

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That is pretty hardcore- that's why I respect hockey players eventhough most of them are Canadian- plus who really needs their pinky finger- I use it to pick my nose but that's about it- but seriously- it does affect your grip doesn't it? Maybe that's why baseball is so hardcore- you can't play without a pinky finger- wooooo- douchebag- Plus those guys in hockey only suffer from head injuries every other game- plus women love hockey players- (except the russian ones)

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RomiezzoLegend

891 days ago

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Hockey is pretty manly, IMO, just cuz there are no butt pats (so that eliminates baseball, basketball and football) just hugs when they score sometimes. It's also the only sport that make it legal for two guys to fight. :) I don't know if that's manly, but it sure don't make you a baby bad bitch. Hockey is my 4th favorite sport, believe it or not. I like hockey, but I definitely prefer baseball, basketball, and football (respectively) over it. Baseball is my favorite sport because I've lived with baseball. I used to play baseball in my backyards of Ohio and Florida when I was 2 until about 4-5. Then, I moved to Kuwait, which is where I started playing in a league called Kuwait Little League. It's a shame that they closed down this year. I played there for about 10 years. It's not your regular little league. There are 4 levels, T-Ball, pitching with a machine (called Minors), Majors (for pitching development), and then Seniors (for the big boys til the age of 18). As soon as I watched my first baseball game, I knew I was a fan. I don't know why, I guess it's just cuz I lived with it, like I said. Basketball and football are close to each other, and both are better than each other in different ways. that's just what I think...

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Anonymous Fanatic #1

639 days ago

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wrestling is the most manly sport.

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