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The Five Stages of Grief - Super Bowl XLII Edition

Posted by Davis21wylie
701 days ago


In her groundbreaking 1969 book "On Death and Dying", Swiss psychiatrist Elisabeth Kübler-Ross introduced the Kübler-Ross model, the process by which people deal with grief and tragedy. The stages are:

  1. Denial
  2. Anger
  3. Bargaining
  4. Depression
  5. Acceptance

When Plaxico Burress caught Eli Manning's touchdown pass with 39 seconds left in the game, denial immediately set in. "This can't be happening," I said. Eli Manning simply doesn't drive down the field for a Super Bowl-winning touchdown... Eli Manning is the perpetual goat, the lesser brother, the black sheep of a family rich in quarterbacking heritage. Eli Manning must choke in this situation. Not throw Super Bowl-winning touchdown passes. This cannot be happening.

But it did happen. And anger immediately set in. They weren't who we thought they were. I mean, if they were the greatest team of all time, how could they blow this? How could they implode at the worst possible time? How could Asante Samuel drop that pick? How could they allow Manning to escape their grasp and complete an impossible 3rd-down pass to David Tyree? Expletives were shouted. Shouted at the defense. Shouted at Belichick for not kicking that FG, and for storming off the field like the ultimate sore loser. I was angry at the Patriots, because they let us all down.

Now the next stage, bargaining, is a tricky one in football. The finality of it all -- one second you're winning, the next you're losing with essentially zero chance of coming back -- means bargaining is all but futile. But maybe there were some deals being brokered with the Almighty on that desperation heave to Moss. And, at any rate, it didn't work. The pass was broken up, and with it went any hope of victory.

So depression set in. "I don't want to live in a world where Eli Manning can not only win the Super Bowl, but capture MVP honors for leading an epic game-winning drive." This is not supposed to happen. And, if this kind of thing can happen, what's the point of even being a football fan anymore?

But as I sit here at my computer, the day after the disaster, wearing my Tom Brady jersey with pride nonetheless, I can say that I've finally reached the acceptance stage of grief. Things are going to be okay. Unlike those 2001 Rams, the Patriots will not fade into obscurity. If anything, Belichick, Brady, and the rest of the 2008 team will have learned valuable lessons from the aborted perfect season. Namely, that 19-0 is an unrealistic goal, that sometimes you have to sacrifice regular season wins for postseason ones, perhaps even the importance of pacing yourself... Who knows what other wisdom can be gleaned from 2007? The important thing is that Belichick and the Patriots will come back hungrier than ever after a huge helping of the ultimate "humble pie".

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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
701 days ago
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Wow, I pretty much went through all of these stages I think I'm on acceptance.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
701 days ago
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What? I've only experienced 4 phases so far!?!?!? Something must be wrong!!! Lemme see... Joy, Jubilation, Gratification and Happiness - yeah, so far, that's it!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
701 days ago
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I bet your Tom Brady jersey is very sore and bruised today.
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Davis21wylieMVP
701 days ago
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I feel sorry for you, Manny. You don't get joy from following a certain team, but rather from celebrating another team's defeat. It's pathetic. I'd much rather go through last night a thousand times than be your brand of fan.
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TrizzAll-American
701 days ago
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wasnt u a Pats fan last week Stiles
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False ProphetAll-Star
701 days ago
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keep piling it on Manrays, bc when your Suns go down in the playoffs, as you put it "Kharma's a real bitch"
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
701 days ago
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Hey, I was just rooting for a good game. And look! I won!!!

Blame Shrimpadamus and the Superficial Sports Psychic, not me... Oh wait..

I was a Pats fan this year, I guess you CAN blame me!!! Woo!!! Fack it... I'm never going to Massachusetts again, I'll take all the blame!
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
701 days ago
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D21W is right, I don't understand how you can simply root against teams without having a team who you root for. Sure, I root against the Yankees a lot, but only because I want the Red Sox to win, not just because I hate them. I guess the fact that I actually have teams who I proudly consider my teams, I'll never understand it.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
701 days ago
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FP - And what will you do if the Suns win (like the Mercury and Roughriders did? I'm on a roll!!!)?

The "kharma" of the Patriots is something they heaved upon themselves.

Don't think the football gods don't pay attention to things.

And if anything, the basketball gods would be inclined to right things for the Suns this year after the Donaghy-Stern Debacle of 2007.
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Frank StevensonRed-Shirting
701 days ago
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You should have sold me Shrimpadamus when you had the chance Manny! I was going to pay $1 million for him. Now... well....let's just say he'd be another shrimp on the barbee
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Davis21wylieMVP
701 days ago
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I guess I'm just angry that a fackin' shrimp was a better predictor than the Holy Grail of sports video games...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
701 days ago
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I like it when BIG BAD (fill in the team) gets upset. No one remembers the games that went like they should have...


Most importantly - I don't need a passionate allegiance for "my team" to define my love of sport.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
701 days ago
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D21W, that sounds more like bargaining than anger...
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
701 days ago
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I respect your love of sport, and maybe it's just that we're coming from different places as I've never had to move around and had a steady allegiance to Boston area teams my whole life. I dunno, I just can't imagine not having a specific team to root for.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
701 days ago
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I have a specific team that I root for - the team that's playing the team I hate more.

Ultimately, I don't care what the result is - what happens happens regardless of how many butterfly wings I rip off and flap - it won't change the Earth's tilt.

But I LOVE a good game every time. I want all games to go deep in to OT or extra innings. I want all stats to be astounding, all plays to be amazing displays of physical skill, not lucky BS highlights.

I can't imagine having to stick with a team even if they do things you don't like. Just rooting for the locals because you know them so well is called brainwashing!

I love the whole league (any sport)! That means if the Yankees are playing, I'll root against them but if you have tickets - YES! I will go with you and sit there and enjoy the game. And I will enjoy it more when the Yankees lose.

Seriously, there really are more important things in life than rooting for your team religiously.
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Frank StevensonRed-Shirting
701 days ago
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You sort of have to cheer for one team don't you? Like who do you want to win the super bowl for next year?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
701 days ago
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Frank, read the 5 steps again and get to 'acceptance' that how you think isn't neccessarily the right thing for everyone else. It's ok if I do it my way. There's no law that says I have to root for anyone.
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Frank StevensonRed-Shirting
701 days ago
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That's just an easy way to say you jump onto wagons all season long. That's fine.
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
701 days ago
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I love a good game too. I love the underdog (unless they're playing my team), extra innings, OT, comebacks, and spectacular displays of talent.

But I love my team more and I always want to see them win. I don't lose out on other things in life just because I'm rooting for one team. It's just the way I've grown up and I wouldn't have it any other way.

It's not like I'm spending more energy or not rooting for a good game. I love the whole league too and I love everything about sports, but overall, I want my team to win every time.
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OneflydudeAll-American
701 days ago
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I graduated from this last year when I just accepted the fact that the Lions suck. The hardest day of my life
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
701 days ago
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It took you until last year to accept that?
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OneflydudeAll-American
701 days ago
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I was only a true Lions fan for one year. All of the other years I just watched them.
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Smmonroe2Varsity Captain
701 days ago
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what a heartbreaker, but there is always next year
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Frank StevensonRed-Shirting
701 days ago
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Nope. NE will self destruct after this lost. They will never be the same again. I'm predicting a Belichick suicide before Britney.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
701 days ago
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Outside of inner ring of hell better known as New England, this must've been least liked football team of all-time. America's team, the Patriots ain't.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
701 days ago
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I still contend that more people have hated the Cowboys, Raiders and any team that ever moved than the Patriots were this year. It's just that we Patriot-Haters have needed to be louder via font in the modern age.
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Frank StevensonRed-Shirting
701 days ago
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I agree with Manny here. I hate the Cowboys. I really really hate them. It burns with hatred in my heart just thinking about the Cowboys. Cheerleaders warm my heart. Players hate. HATE THEM!!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
701 days ago
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Ah perhaps indeed Mr. Stiles, but I do take solace in the knowledge that the legion of Patriot haters grows larger each day.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
701 days ago
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I don't hate them - I like them at 18-1 more than ever before!
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SSreportersLegend
701 days ago
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For the Pats, shockingly, never had an 18-1 team lose the Super Bowl.....
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
701 days ago
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I seriously hope the Red Sox go 162-0 and get swept in the World Series next year!!!
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KelsdadAll-Star
701 days ago
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Did you guys watch the postgame show? Right before Fox signed off they posted the results of their poll, best teams of the decade(s). 1960's Packers, '70's Steelers, '80's Niners, '90's Cowboys and '00's Patriots. Guess where the Pat's finished? Yep, last. 14% of the total votes cast. No question they're the best team of the past five, six years, but when compared to the other "dynasties" they're pretenders.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
701 days ago
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Nah, I flicked over to HBO to catch The Wire. Fantastic show by the way.
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
701 days ago
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I agree, I don't think anyone can make a really good case for them being the best of all time, but in a league like the NFL, 3 out of 4 championships is a dynasty. They're the team of the decade, but that's all you can say.
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Steel TownDraft Pick
701 days ago
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I recall the 70's Steelers being number one on that poll. I think that made my night.
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TrizzAll-American
701 days ago
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WAM Davis....you just go plagarized http://myesp...tory/3229745
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Davis21wylieMVP
701 days ago
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Damn, it actually looks like he posted his first (1:15 PM ET). I knew I should have written on Armchair instead of going to those classes this afternoon! :)
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Davis21wylieMVP
701 days ago
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His version is actually pretty funny, even though it's mocking sentiments I wrote in all seriousness. I can only laugh at this because I've reached the fifth stage!
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Yakob878MVP
701 days ago
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i have a 6th step anger again when you have lost a bet and will suffer from humilation doing the deed
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Falcon02520Legend
701 days ago
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poor Yakob...
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TrizzAll-American
700 days ago
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David Tyree Hater
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TrizzAll-American
700 days ago
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damnit...i meant
#85 This user still can't believe he made that f***ing catch
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