The Fast Fifteen: Very Funny Sports Names
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by SSreporters
I've been busy, but I've compiled a list of actual names from sports players. I'm very immature.
15. Danny Shittu, Watford FC soccer player.
14. Craphonso Thorpe, Colts receiver.
13. Golden Johnson, welterweight boxer
12. Gaylord Perry, legendary pitcher, another great player who washed up with a Seattle sports franchise
11. Richard Johnson, soccer midfielder in Australian A-League, possibly works under Dick Johnson.
10. Chien-Ming Wang, you darn well know why.
9. Nicky Butt, Newcastle soccer star.
8. David Seaman, former England and Arsenal goalkeeper.
7. Jack Glasscock, former major leaguer.
6. Dick Wantz, former major leaguer, reverse the name, and who before Wantz.
5. Harry Colon, ex-defensive back for the Lions, difficult to complete.
4. Johnny Dickshot, former baseball player
3. Dean Windass, former Middlesbrough FC forward.
2. Pull Dickoff, Former West Ham United soccer player.
Of course, they're all good, but none of them can ever beat....
1. Rusty Kuntz, former baseball player.
Do you guys have any other funny names that are worth being on the list?
