The Fast Fifteen: Things to Expect in the NBA Season
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by SSreporters
Today is the first edition of the new series, "The Fast Fifteen". What happens, is I take a current sports event, and give 15 things to (fill in the blank)
Let's start off with the 15 things to expect in the new NBA season.
15. Expect Isiah Thomas to accidentally fondle Joakim Noah, mistaking him for a woman.
14. Expect the Detroit Pistons to aim for a final score of 20-19.
13. Expect the San Antonio Spurs to use the Princeton offense.
12. Expect Kobe Bryant to request to be traded to all 29 teams this season.
11. Expect Orlando Magic's Grant Hill to schedule his injuries.
10. Expect the Phoenix Suns to crash and burn no matter how many times they are considered "contenders".
9. Expect the New Jersey Nets to admit they have the quietest 20,000 people going to an NBA game ever.
8. Expect the Miami Heat to play with cane walkers (Shaq, Gary Payton, etc.)
7. Expect the Atlanta Hawks to lose to canes.
6. Expect the Charlotte Bobcats to get more than 6 fans per game.
5. Expect NBA commish David Stern to tell the refs to fix games so that the Pistons and Spurs will never be in the NBA Finals ever again.
4. Expect the Houston Rockets to trade T-Mac, then win the NBA Championship.
3. Expect the Sacramento Kings to ask Reggie Theus to be a player/coach.
2. Expect the Seattle Sonics to allow 250 points per game.
1. Expect Greg Oden to die of old age watching on the bench.
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