The Fast Fifteen: Stunners in Sports History (Sorta)
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by SSreporters
With the recent rash of college football upsets, college b'ball exhibition stunners, I've compiled a (fake) list of stunners in sports history that you may not know about.
15. 72-10 Chicago Bulls stunned in 70-69 exhibition loss to Michael Jordan.
14. Miami Dolphins dominated by the bye week in a 16-13 snoozer on a last second field goal.
13. Gonzaga Bulldogs' b'ball team lose to Rutgers women's team 55-50 thanks to Josh Heytvelt stoning the entire Gonzaga team.
12. Seattle Seahawks get pounded by actual Seahawks, 33-27 after Matt said "We want the ball and we're going to win!"
11. Manny Stiles wins home run derby 6-3 over Ryan Howard.
10. Adrian Beltre stuns home crowd by not swinging at an outside pitch.
9. Notre Dame lose 45-40 at home to 11 random ArmchairGM members.
8. Notre Dame lose to holographic team 12-3.
7. Muggsy Bogues defies all laws, goes 26 straight games without Manute Bol stomping on him.
6. Shaquille O'Neal stuns 56-23 Toronto Raptors, makes 19 free throws in a row to win it for the Heat 107-100.
5. US Men's soccer team loses to Guam 4-3 after Bruce Arena re-signed with team.
4. US Men's soccer player Carlos Bocanegra went 50 straight games without committing dumbass fouls.
3. Shaun Alexander stuns the NFL, runs 10 straight plays for at least 1 yard. Final stat, 10 carries, 10 yards.
2. Tim McCarver goes on a 15 minute streak without stating the obvious.
1. Jay Mariotti: I LOVE Tyrone Briggs.

