The Fast Fifteen: Reasons Adam Viniateri Missed the FG
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by SSreporters
It was a chippy, 29 yards, he changed his cleats, how the hell did he miss? I think I've got the answers.
15. New England paid him to miss.
14. It wasn't a Super Bowl, so it was not a meaningful kick to him.
13. Chargers radio announcers kept on saying "He'll make it" so that they could jinx him.
12. Could not see the ball because of 4 Super Bowl rings on his fingers.
11. It was not snowing.
10. Laughed when Chargers player yelled "Craphonso!"
9. He sucks now.
8. Tried to copy Mike Vanderjagt to perfection.
7. Felt sorry that Norv Turner was about to get fired during the press conference if he made it.
6. Wasn't used to winning games in which the QB threw a lot of interceptions.
5. Didn't think that a 4-5 team should ever have a 1st place tie in any division.
4. Tim Donaghy is betting on NFL games now.
3. Did not want John Madden massaging his balls later that evening.
2. It was all a dream.
1. Mistook football for Bill Belichick's head.
