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The Fast Fifteen: Other things Mike Holmgren Plans to do in Crunch Time

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by SSreporters

This is not an all out assault on everyone's favorite Walrus, this is just a spoof of his genius playcalling.

15. 4th and 18, game on the line, no timeouts, run Weaver right tackle.

14. 4th and 1, 50 seconds, down by 1, no timeouts, punt and hope for a defensive stop.

13. 4th and 13, 30 seconds, down by 4, no timeouts, throw to Shaun Alexander 3 yards out.

12. 1st and 10, 3 seconds, at the 10 yard line, tie game, draw play with Morris, hope he gets down with 0.1 second left.

11. 2nd and 6, 1 second left, at the opp. 1 yard line, down by 3, kick field goal, tell Matt "We want the ball, and we're going to win"

10. 4th and 3, 4 seconds left, no timeouts, run backwards.

9. 4th and 8, 56 seconds left, no timeouts, throw it to Hackett in a crossing pattern, lateral to Shaun Alexander, create Boise State play.

8. 4th and 25, 3 minutes left, down by 2 scores to Patriots in 2008, punt and stop offense.

7. At own 1, 2 minutes left, no timeouts, tell Matt to throw wherever the heck he wants to.

6. At opp 1, 34 seconds left, 3 timeouts, down by 2, kick field goal just to "play it safe".

5. At own 15, 4 seconds left, run quick draw play, go for hail mary.

4. 3rd and 17, 20 seconds, up by 5, throw the ball into double coverage, complain about officiating later.

3. 3rd and 23, 45 seconds left, down by 8, get touchdown now, kick EP to "be conservative", recover onside kick.

2. 4th and 4, 10 seconds left, down by 3 no timeouts, at opp. 30 yard line, run left tackle, prepare for victory press conference.

1. 4th and 1, overtime, PASS??!!!! Sneak???!!!! That's nonsense! Run toss sweep.


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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
784 days ago
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It's been how many years and you're just getting frustrated about his conservative play-calling now?
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CheezerAll-Star
784 days ago
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What is his latest trangression to prompt this spoof?
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SSreportersLegend
784 days ago
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Running the ball twice on 4th and 1 and not converting with the skinniest RB on the team. Then he called a draw play with 15 seconds left and no timeouts, and almost didn't get the spike in time to force overtime in the Cleveland game.
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TrizzAll-American
784 days ago
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Template:Lol
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TylersaltAll-Star
784 days ago
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it's case-sensitive... {{LOL}}
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SSreportersLegend
784 days ago
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LOL Now, that was funny!
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TylersaltAll-Star
784 days ago
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to use a user's name, the template is called LOLuser.
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SSreportersLegend
784 days ago
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LOL Now, that was funny, SSreporters!
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SSreportersLegend
784 days ago
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YAY! It works.
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
784 days ago
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Laughing at your own jokes now, huh?
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TrizzAll-American
784 days ago
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okay take 2....
LOL Now, that was funny!
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TylersaltAll-Star
784 days ago
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Joe Gibbs has been just as bad this year... it's crazy.
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False ProphetAll-Star
784 days ago
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I think every NFL team should have the Hook and Lateral play be a staple of their playbook. That'd be awesome to see it run like 5 times a game
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
784 days ago
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and then you'd have 1 Touchdown and 4 fumbles returned for a TD every game
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
783 days ago
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I think he is stuck in the days of a good O line. He doesn't realize that he doesn't have it.

I came up with the perfect play: Fake QB sneak.

QB runs it but at the last minute pitches it back to the RB who cocks back and unloads the ball to a waiting TE. FOOLPROOF.
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
783 days ago
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Template: LOLAfraidofedhochuli
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
783 days ago
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Damn it, I'm stupid how do I make it work?
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SSreportersLegend
783 days ago
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LOL Now, that was funny, Afraidofeduhochuli !
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SSreportersLegend
783 days ago
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LOLuser|Afraidofedhoculi
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SSreportersLegend
783 days ago
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That's how you do it AOEH.
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
783 days ago
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okay. do we have a section where I can see them all?
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