The Fast Fifteen: Other things Mike Holmgren Plans to do in Crunch Time
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by SSreporters
This is not an all out assault on everyone's favorite Walrus, this is just a spoof of his genius playcalling.
15. 4th and 18, game on the line, no timeouts, run Weaver right tackle.
14. 4th and 1, 50 seconds, down by 1, no timeouts, punt and hope for a defensive stop.
13. 4th and 13, 30 seconds, down by 4, no timeouts, throw to Shaun Alexander 3 yards out.
12. 1st and 10, 3 seconds, at the 10 yard line, tie game, draw play with Morris, hope he gets down with 0.1 second left.
11. 2nd and 6, 1 second left, at the opp. 1 yard line, down by 3, kick field goal, tell Matt "We want the ball, and we're going to win"
10. 4th and 3, 4 seconds left, no timeouts, run backwards.
9. 4th and 8, 56 seconds left, no timeouts, throw it to Hackett in a crossing pattern, lateral to Shaun Alexander, create Boise State play.
8. 4th and 25, 3 minutes left, down by 2 scores to Patriots in 2008, punt and stop offense.
7. At own 1, 2 minutes left, no timeouts, tell Matt to throw wherever the heck he wants to.
6. At opp 1, 34 seconds left, 3 timeouts, down by 2, kick field goal just to "play it safe".
5. At own 15, 4 seconds left, run quick draw play, go for hail mary.
4. 3rd and 17, 20 seconds, up by 5, throw the ball into double coverage, complain about officiating later.
3. 3rd and 23, 45 seconds left, down by 8, get touchdown now, kick EP to "be conservative", recover onside kick.
2. 4th and 4, 10 seconds left, down by 3 no timeouts, at opp. 30 yard line, run left tackle, prepare for victory press conference.
1. 4th and 1, overtime, PASS??!!!! Sneak???!!!! That's nonsense! Run toss sweep.
