The Essence of Sports…Hold the Wedding! Nuff Said!

by user LastRow

Let's face it…The opposite sex never understand us men, nor do we understand our balls & chains! Sports to us our like five hour field trips to the mall for them…Which we don’t mind them going on to get them away from the house on fall weekends. Women will never understand of love that we show our teams…Most likely because they’re jealous of it! Although actions do speak louder than words and down in the great state of Alabama nothing ever, I mean ever, um, ever….Yeah did I say ever interrupts a Crimson Tide football game! Nothing!

The following short video (2:13 in length) about the lengths two friends went to catch the entirety of an Alabama football game, thereby delaying by an hour t heir arrival at one of their weddings. Again, let this be a lesson to all…Nobody better plan a fall wedding! So ladies, don’t make us choose…You will lose!

Particularly pay attention to the southern twang and the "I'd do it again" reference!

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Let’s see, what’s the two little words to be utter? "I DO"? No, that’s not it…It’s "Roll Tide"!

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