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The End of an Era: Pinkston and Detmer gone

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by user Bleeding Green

I will remember you...

Will you remember me....?

An era, albeit of mediocrity, ended today as the Eagles announced that they've cut Koy Detmer and Todd Pinkston. They also brought back former backup/3rd string wunderkind A.J. Feeley...

Since being drafted in 200 with the Eagles 1st round pick we've marveled at how a man with the body of Nicole Ritchie could last year after year in the NFL... but he has. Through his infamous alligator arms incident in Washington, years of Michael Irvin calling him "Todd Stinkston" on ESPN, being bullied by Ricky Manning Jr in the NFCCG, and through years of jeers from Eagles fans Todd Pinkston has hung around. And to be fair he's given us great moments. Despite his toothpick frame, he'd only missed 2 games in his whole career before last year. Of course, he did as good a job avoiding injury causing contact... Despite all Pinky's shortcomings I'll never forget his catch in the superbowl, and I'll look back fondly on all the pass interference penalties he drew... His career isn't over though, and Im sure we'll see him turn up at some point this season with someone else(probably the Vikings).

Of course, then there was Koy. The man who made field goal holder an actual position in the NFL. I'll admit, Koy has long been one of my favorite Eagles. From his disturbing neckbeard, to his infamous "Spankin' it" celebration, to his heroic performance that Monday night against San Francisco... In fact, I've always told people that my dream job was the one held by Koy Detmer. Get paid a good bit of money as a 10 year vet in the NFL to have front row seats to the Eagles and absolutely no pressure or expectations. Over those 10 years Koys has seen scores of better QBs than him signed and drafted to play on this team and new coaches, yet he always managed to keep himself around.

One of my favorite Koy anecdotes was a personal experience I had with him. I was working at an Eagles charity event where the team showed up in a bus to help build a playground at an inner city school. The whole team got off the bus and immediately starting working, digging holes, pushing wheelbarrows, mixing concrete... Koy however, decided to come over to the tent of the particular business I was working for to hang out and chat. He came off as a totally cool guy, very regular and personable. At one point as we were talking though, he quickly jumped behind me and ducked his head(I'm 6' tall and 220 lbs... and Koy seemingly disappeared). He told me that Andy looked over and he was worried that the coach would see that he wasn't helping... True story. I've been a huge fan of the guy ever since and always found him to funny and having a good time. Everytime I visited training camp, Koy would always be the guy that turn around to acknowledge the fans and wave hi. He's a guy that truly loved his job... and wouldn't we all? The man dubbed as "the best holder in the NFL" is gone. If/when he is enshrined in Canton for his clearly legendary holding abilities, I'll be there.

So I say a fond farewell to Pinky and Koy. Two guys that have been fixtures at this franchise for a very long time. It'll definitely be very odd to see them not on this team. In fact, I'll probably get a little wistful when I see those skinny little legs of Pinky or that hairy neck or Koy in another uniform. Eagles fans will no longer hear me standing up and yelling "goddamn Todd Pinkston!" anymore. In fact, now that I can't yell at Todd during Eagles games or at David Bell during Phillies games... What will I do?

Good luck guys and welcome back to AJ Feeley.

Here is a little YouTube Tribute to Pinky

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls794MhIkU4&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwebleedgreen%2Eblogspot%2Ecom%2F


Date

Wed 08/30/06, 11:01 am EST


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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1188 days ago
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I will never forget Koy Detmer!@! Top 10 all-time neckbeard!

He was also holder in the best fake field goal ever. He took the snap, placed it on the ground and then no-look flipped it over his shoulder ever so non-chalantly to David Akers who ran for the TD (or was it a 2pt-er?). Koy played it to perfection and I every-so-often act it out for onlookers. Andy Reid has called some of the best trick plays in the NFL.

I still grimace at the mental sight of when he hurt his elbow and spastically thrashed about like a fish out of water being electrocuted.

Bon Voyage, Stinkston!
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ASwaffAll-American
1188 days ago
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Must have been a TD. You can't use a field goal formation to fake a 2 point conversion.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1187 days ago
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fake extra point, Dr Technical...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1187 days ago
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The VERY first two point conversion was 2-point Tom Tupa, holder on an extra point attempt.
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JuTMSY4Legend
1188 days ago
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Koy can hold a kick much better than Tommy Hutton...ask chris boniol...
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JuTMSY4Legend
1188 days ago
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btw, I'm baaaack!
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
1187 days ago
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Where have you been all these weeks?
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DRE-LOAAA-er
1188 days ago
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Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Heyyyyyyyyyyyy Goodbye!!! Goodbye Pinky!!
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ChristofMVP
1188 days ago
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Koy will be missed. His "whip it out & spank it" dance after throwing a TD was priceless. I shed a tear.
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