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The End of Maurice Clarett

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by user The shark

August 9th - Columbus, Ohio During the overnight hours, two Columbus police officers spotted an SUV making an illegal U-Turn. While a modest offense to be sure, the two officers hit their sirens and pursued the vehicle with the intention of ticketing the driver. At that point, the SUV sped up and began trying to outrun the cruiser. At this point, the cruiser called for backup and assumed an all-out pursuit.

Within minutes, another cruiser and a police helicopter had joined the fray. Down the road, officers threw tire spikes across the road and flattened two of the SUV's tires. After suffering the flats, the SUV pulled off the highway and into a Tee-Jays restaurant parking lot. The officers swarmed the vehicle, taser guns in hand, and ordered the perp to the ground. When he ignored their requests and tried to run, the officers used their taser guns and were surprised to find that they had no effect on the perp. So, they maced him.

The taser guns were ineffective beacause the perp, one Maurice Clarett was wearing a bullet-proof jacket! The mace, however, took him down. After reading the former Ohio State University running back his rights, officers searched his vehicle. Inside, along with a half-empty bottle of Grey Goose vodka, they found four loaded weapons - three hand guns and an assault rifle.

Clarett was arrested and charged with evading officers, resisting arrest, and possession of a concealed weapon (a felony charge). This morning, Clarett finds himself in the Franklin County Jail. Ironically, he has a court date scheduled on Monday, August 14, stemming from an aggrivated burglary charge he faces from last New Year's Eve, when he stole a cell phone (at gun point) from a young man behind a Columbus bar.

Clarett's lawyers are pushing for a change of venue for the hearing on the first incident, claimimg he will never get a fair trial in Franklin County. The have admitted this morning that after this latest incident, they have their hands full.

The decsent from hero to public menace for Clarett has been swift and absolute. More so than for any athlete I can remember (except for O.J. Simpson, of course, who was a better running back and a better criminal). And with these two charges, Maurice finds himself staring extensive jail time square in the eye. And, in the opinion of this Buckeye fan and Columbus resident, I hope he gets it. This guy is a dangerous menace to society and belongs in jail. And I, for one, no longer want him walking the streets of my city.


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Wed 08/09/06, 6:13 am EST


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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
1208 days ago
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A funny tidbit is people do illegal u-turns all the time in Columbus. I've seen more u-turns in my six months here than in the rest of my life. The fact that they actually stopped someone and it was Maurice Clarett: Fully Loaded is hysterical.
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The sharkDraft Pick
1208 days ago
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Agreed. In fact, I make the occasional U-Turn and have yet to be pulled over or arrested. But, in my defense, I'm usually not packing heat.
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BWWWaterboy
1208 days ago
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Gotta wonder what his plans for the evening were - going out in a bullet-proof jacket. Sound like it's a good thing the five-oh got them when he did or there may be murder charges against him as well.
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Ray agmJV Squad
1208 days ago
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seriously...packing major heat and sporting kevlar. maybe he was going to a costume party dressed up as 50 cent?
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TartanVarsity Captain
1208 days ago
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There might be charges forthcoming when the ballistics are run and origin of these illegal guns is determined. Clarett might be looking at a whole lot more than just some jail time.
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The sharkDraft Pick
1208 days ago
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Some prison "man love" from incarcerated Michigan fans, perhaps?
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TartanVarsity Captain
1208 days ago
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You'd be more likely to find The U fans in prison ready to pay him back for stealing the ball on the interception return.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1208 days ago
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SO did the Bengals make him an offer yet?
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The sharkDraft Pick
1208 days ago
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Hah! +!
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
1208 days ago
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Awesome.
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Jgov05All-American
1208 days ago
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In a related note, I can't beleive that Marcus Vick has been so quiet ever since he got booted off VT. It seems like he should have racked up 3 or 4 arrests by now.
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IcemanvtWaterboy
1208 days ago
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He's in Miami. He blends in with the rest of the population. Give him time. Clarett has just raised the bar here.
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UfgatorsDiv-I Stud
1208 days ago
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have you been to miami?
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IcemanvtWaterboy
1195 days ago
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No, but I've read enough Dave Barry to get the picture.
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IcemanvtWaterboy
1208 days ago
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I still remember the summer when Clarett was first associated with recruiting shenanigans, a friend of mine and tOSU alum was remarking about how smart he was and how much of a good citizen he was based on stories of him coming out of high school. I'd like to hear what he thinks of him now.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1208 days ago
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LeBron was buddy-buddy with him then, too... Think BronBron says "Maurice Who?"
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ChachiOSUDraft Pick
1208 days ago
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The person that should most be thanking Clarett is Marcel Frost, a Buckeye TE. He was suspended by OSU today for the season for the always vague "violation of team rules". He's barely got a mention on local radio because of Clarett.
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UfgatorsDiv-I Stud
1208 days ago
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ha. i guess if you want to do something bad in the sports world, then today is the day to do so
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
1207 days ago
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The Columbus news last night showed Clarett's lawyers talking insanity plea. They were saying he shouldn't be in prison because he's been having a lot of anxiety and panic attacks lately and they're going to look into the medicine he has for that to see if it may have cause a mental imbalance that apparently would have "made" him put on a bullet proof vest and get an AK-47 and 3 hand guns and drive around.
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