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The Dream Season?

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by user Debo

Ladies and gentleman, we may be on the way to witnessing sports history. The Oakland Raiders are attempting to be the first team in the modern NFL era since the '76 Bucs to have a perfect season. There's no doubt about it - we're all rooting for them. Could this be the year? Could we see a winless team in the NFL after all these years of teams coming so agonzingly close? God willing, we will finally be put out of our misery this year. God willing.

So many teams have come oh so close. Ty Detmer did his best for the 2001 Detroit Lions, throwing seven picks in the opener to the Browns. Truly a gutsy performance, but Detmer was inexplicably benched later in the season, and the Lions went on to win two games. Just one year earlier, the Chargers nearly lived the dream. Led by none other than Ryan Leaf, it seemed like an 0-16 record was as close to a lock there had ever been. The anticipation was immense going into the season, and Leaf nearly pulled it out. The Bengals had several teams in the '90s that showed showed significant promise. But alas, no team has been able to handle the pressure since Tampa Bay in 1976.

Can Art Shell lead the team to history?
Can Art Shell lead the team to history?

This year however, the Raiders have assembled a dream cast. They made an incredible pickup in the form of Aaron Brooks, who has been amazingly horrible in New Orleans for the past few years. He just might have been the missing piece to this Oakland Raiders team. To back up Brooks, they signed 58-year-old Jeff George, who was crappy in his prime let alone now. George was later released in a controversial move by the front office. They let go playmaker wide receiver Doug Gabriel, in what appears to have been the best move all season, seeing as how Gabriel is performing in New England. To cap it all off, legendary coach Art Shell took over the reins as head coach. All in all, I really don't think you could have asked for a more productive offseason than the Raiders had.

The nation held its breath as it seemed like the Raiders' dream season was going to come crashing to a halt in just the fourth week. Brooks was hurt, leaving Andrew Walter, a slightly less talented but immensely more intelligent quarterback at the helm. Walter led the team to a 21-3 lead over the Browns in the first half. People all around the country were crushed - the dream season wasn't going to end so soon was it? Why do the football gods continue to tease us? Why????

But Art Shell pulled out his trademark at halftime - making absolutely no adjustments. I don't know if I believe in fate, but it can't be a coincidence that Shell was hired to lead this team. Any other coach undoubtedly would have made some adjustments, and in all likelihood the season would have been lost after that game. The pieces seem to be falling into place already.

I don't want to jinx this Raiders team. They have a lot of pressure on them, after all. 30 years of crappy players, idiotic coaches, pissed-off fans and horrible gameplans have given us nothing but agony, teams coming so close yet not being able to finish the season out. Please, for the sake of the NFL, for the sake of its fans, let the suffering end.


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Wed 10/04/06, 9:01 pm EST


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Jgov05All-American
1174 days ago
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Great sarcasm!
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
1174 days ago
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They may have the talent to compete with the '76 Buccs, but they're still missing one more piece: uniforms that make the opposing team vomit on sight.
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DNLLegend
1174 days ago
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Andrew Walter is probably decent, but he eats more turf than... well, nevermind that. You can't win when your offense can't do diddly and your defense isn't the 2000 Ravens. And to think, I wanted Robert Gallery on the Giants.
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
1174 days ago
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Take a look at how many positions (all 5 I think) and with how many co-linemen (infinite?) Gallery has had to deal with while trying to adjust to the NFL. Critcizing him is very unfair.
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EnyboDiv-I Stud
1174 days ago
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It helps that you have a reciever like Moss who doesn't care about playing football. The lack of intensity at game time really helps motivate your other teamates to not put forth the effort needed to break up this historical event.
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XinophDraft Pick
1174 days ago
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Yeah, but even a disgruntled Moss is way too talented. They should cut him while they still have a shot at this thing. ;-)
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
1174 days ago
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Don't forget all the bad karma that al davis has amassed. Trying to prevent other teams from having black in the uniforms??? Threatening to sue if anyone tries to build a franchise in L.A.??? etc.
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
1174 days ago
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that aint got nothing to do with the grid iron these fools need to play football
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
1174 days ago
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F@#K RANDY F%#K JERRY F@*K ROBERT AND ANYBODY ELSE THAT DONT WONT TO WIN FOR THE RAIDER NATION JUSTIN SHOULD START
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
1174 days ago
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WE'll BEAT THE 49ers but 1 and 15 is not the buisness maybe if we win the'll get the taste of blood and go 8-8 or even get a wild card spot YOU CANT EXPECT TO BE THAT SORRY AS A FAN
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DeboWaterboy
1174 days ago
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Someone forgot to turn the caps lock off...
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
1170 days ago
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Al Davis is a cancer that needs to be excised from this organization before any recovery can take place. He, and his whole band of bumbling cronies( Art Shell: Jim Otto et al need to be forcibly removed from decision making authority. Only then, will all suffereing Raider fans have any hope.
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