The Daily Schedule of John Madden
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by SSreporters
If you think this is real, you should be added in the definition of gullible. When football season is over, this is what he is probably doing.
6:00 AM - Wakes up, folds Brett Favre blanket, prepares for the day.
6:10 AM - Brushes teeth with Favre toothbrush, washes mouth with Brett Favre's collected sweat.
6:30 AM - Eats breakfest
2:30 PM - Finishes breakfast
3:00 PM - Writes 4 page report on why Brett Favre is Brett Favre.
3:30 PM - Eats Lunch
5:00 PM - Goes to EA Sports studio to recreate the same lines for Madden series.
6:30 PM - Calls Brett Favre 346 times.
8:00 PM - Eats Dinner
9:00 PM - Goes to "pornography" tapes, watches Brett Favre win the Super Bowl, play the day after his father died.
11:00 PM - Gets ready for bed, puts on Brett Favre pajamas.
12:00 AM - Goes to bed, dreams about Favre for the 789th day in a row; 767 to creepy to put on a family site.
3:00 AM - Gets usual nightmare of Brett Favre either retiring or dying.
So there you have it, the exclusive look into John Madden's daily schedule.
