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The Couch is Sacked

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by Afraidofedhochuli

Have you ever laughed so hard, your co-workers look at you like you are nuts? That totally just happened to me

According to the AP:

“Former No. 1 NFL draft pick Tim Couch had doping regimens that called for anabolic steroids and human growth hormone… Yahoo.com reported Tuesday it had obtained documents from an anonymous source with Couch's name printed across the top that called for extensive use of drugs banned by the league. The Web site identified the source as a former associate of Brian Yusem, a nutritionist in Boca Raton, Fla., who Yahoo.com said has worked with Couch since January 2006.”

I guess that Steroids don’t make you good.

"Couch said "there's no way in hell" he would have passed a drug test in Jacksonville had he taken what was outlined in the steroid regimens. “It doesn't matter what that (steroid regimen) says," Couch told Yahoo.com. "It matters what I took. I know what I took and what I didn't take.’"

In some weird way, I sort of hope this is true. I want the league to know. I want the world to know that it is prevalent.

Yet, it is sad. He fell so far, so fast. I wish him luck with future endeavors but if this is true I hope he never plays again. (But that isn’t really in doubt, is it?)


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Falcon02520Legend
826 days ago
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If its true, I am not going to hope he never plays again. I am going to hope he plays for the Jets and they loose all their other QBs.  ;-)
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
826 days ago
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That's sad, he's on steroids and HGH and he still sucks at quarterback
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
826 days ago
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This just goes to show you that HGH and steroids dont make you a better player, if you have no talent. They arent a miracle drug
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Phoenix SuperfanVarsity
826 days ago
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....or a magic pill.
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