The Brady Curse
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by Trizz
No this isn't about Tom, this about the true evil Brady, Brady Quinn. We all laughed and laughed as he got burned in New York twice. Heisman voting and the NFL Draft but now you feel his wrath. Derek Anderson getting the start, that's all a cover. Because Brady Quinn is quietly harming all the ones who did him wrong. You think I'm crazy just get a load of these "coincidences"......
The College Years
U of Michigan- Michigan ruined EVERYTHING for Brady, they embarassed Notre Dame, tarnished Brady's Heisman run and sent a dingo to eat his baby. Next thing you know Michigan got leapfrogged out of the NCG, they lost to Appalachian State and now are getting their ass handed to them by Wisconsin ruining their season for good. Suddenly they are back to the Miss-again Wolverines all thanks to Brady.
Notre Dame- They are caught in the crossfire, everyone criticized Brady's talent so lets see how a perennial contender is faring without him. They are getting destroyed and to make things worse they still are under NBC's contract so the world can watch them suffer.
JaMarcus Russell- He outstaged his in the Sugar Bowl, he took his number 1 pick and soon after the Sugar Bowl he called Brady to congratulate him in advance on sitting behind Daunte Culpepper in Miami. Now who is sitting behind Daunte huh JaMarcus you dont mess with Brady.
Troy Smith- With Vince Young and Reggie Bush gone the Heisman was destined to be his, until Troy Smith showed up. Smith won in a landslide but a whole day out of the draft taught him a lesson. Suddenly the 6' quarterback is 5'9 and he's stuck on the Ravens behind McNair and Boller who are both playing horrible yet still ahead of him. That's gotta hurt
The Draft
Miami Dolphins- They passed him up for someone they could've gotten in the second round they thought Trent Green was the guy to take them to Arizona look how that worked out. Now they are without Ronnie Brown. They are on their way to 0-16 and its all their fault for passing him up.
Jacksonville Jaguars- Sure, other teams could've picked him but Jacksonville didn't have a "franchise QB" now they are down to their 3rd string, throw first aim later QB and are slowly falling out of the wild card chase. Brady wanted to go to Florida he's tired of the cold Midwest but you blew it and now you'll pay.
Moral of the story don't f*ck with Brady because Brady doesn't get mad he gets even, he would take down the Browns but its hard to hurt a team with nothing to lose...but now they're hopes are up so dont be surprised when BAM they hit a losing streak or Anderson blows it or Goodell finds out they been secretly stealing other teams mojo...I mean seriously Ocho Cinco is a bum and Braylon Edwards is great??? It's only a matter of time.....
Perhaps the SI cover cursed ND and not Brady Quinn. Time will tell.
